Let's say there was a Second Coming ....... Ok this is good ...... And

[Crazy Guggenheim]

it's wasn't Jesus Christ ........ Ok this is good ........ But it was Thor or Jupiter. What about the Egyptian Gods? What would you do? Huh? What about it? Cool question.


:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[underpants]

1. Steal stuff

Always a first good move when there is much craziness

[In_The_Wind]

2. Wear A Toga!

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

3. Human sacrifice.

[madinmaryland]

4. Its the guy on the corner of 8th ave and

53rd street in the selling newpapers!

[wildhorses]

5. waiting in Valhalla...

eating grapes

[skygazer]

6. Even if it was Jesus, would anyone really recognize him?

Think about it - some humble dude who is kind and selfless - he'd probably get arrested or beat up or something unpleasant. People would think he was some kind of lunatic. For that matter, he may already have shown up.

As for what I'd do, though in any case, I'd do what I always do. Go to work, go home, vote Democratic. I'm not going to drop everything and follow some god around, like the "bleeding multitude" in Life of Brian.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. I mean like it is in Revelations.

[bridgit]

8. oh no, i'll take an incarnation of vishnu any day...

it is said jesus was 'a mere incarnation of' vishnu anyhow so...:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Yeah but would he kick some ass?

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[bridgit]

10. but you have not stipulated 'ass kicking' as a prerequiste...

to a coming lord being so draped therein such garb :shrug: as would be shiva as a for instance where there would be no doubt the manner & cadence to follow

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. What I'm trying to say is if The Second Coming was like it was

in the Bible. That's all.

Hail Satan!

[bridgit]

12. Hail Eris, Goddess of Discordia...

http://nettrash.com/users/illuminati hubby's site is other there but i cannot say just where; here's hoping you will agree :popcorn:

[Az]

13. Hail Eris!!! FNORD!!!!

Think I am going to go eat a hotdog with no condiments in memory of the original snub.

[bridgit]

15. too legit to quit...

eating "a hotdog with no condiments in memory of the original snub" :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i bet it will be shiva

and this time no one will stop him

[Fox Mulder]

16. I'd be happy if it were any god incarnate.

:)

That would, to me, mean there is some sort of afterlife when we die. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. What if it's him?

Mars.

[redqueen]

18. I think it already is.

:crazy:

[donheld]

19. Swallow

:9 :silly:

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. I would be making a quick move to a backwoods cabin in Alaska

I would defintely not want to be around for the return of any deity...the political insanity would be reason enough to get to a remote place for peace and quiet the rest of my life.