I'M BORED!! Entertain me!!

[ZombieNixon]

PLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!

:bounce:

[Fox Mulder]

1. Here's a good one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That’s terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Mwuhahahahahaha :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:cry: :cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. "Jesus wept" I believe is the next line.

[flaminbats]

3. ooyoyoy!!

[ZombieNixon]

6. Aahahahahaa!

:bounce: :bounce:

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. ::::: SLAP::: Snap out of it!!!!!!!

IN THE MEANTIME......here's a pic of an Aardvark. Imagine it with capers and a nice white wine sauce.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Mmmm...aardvark.

Aardvarky goodness in my veins.

:evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

8. You know...

...if you get drunk enough, that almost looks like a pig.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Just exactly HOW drunk are we talking here?

Jaegermeister drunk? Or just 4 Martini drunk?

[nickgutierrez]

10. This drunk:

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. I've never been that drunk in all my life....and thats the UGLIEST

Aardvark i have EVER FUCKING SEEN!!!!!





OK....i MIGHT have been that drunk once.


I thought i was president....and i had aardvark with capers and a white wine sauce that night. and 27 shots of Jaegermeister.