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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:20 PM
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Three mice go to the bar
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 08:23 PM by bigwillq
They start having some shots and some beer and like typical male mice, they start to get rowdy and try to impress one another.

The first mouse says "You know what I'm going to do when I get home? I'm going to go over to the mouse trap, pick up the bar with my teeth and not get caught in the trap."

The two other mice are like "WOW, COOL"

The second mouse says ""You know what I'm going to do when I get home? I'm going to go over to the mouse trap, pick up the bar with my teeth and not get caught in the trap and then eat the rat poison and get a nice buzz off of it."

The two other mice are like "WOW, COOL"


The third mouse, who was the quietest one says "You know what I'm going to do when I get home----


"I'M GONNA GO FUCK THE CAT!"


LOL!! :rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:41 PM
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1. Shameless kick
Hey, I thought it was funny. :D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:46 PM
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2. Cute!
:rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:47 PM
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3. Thank you!
I got a kick out of it.


But maybe all the cat-loving lizards won't think its so funny. Oh well.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:51 PM
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7. Hey, I am a cat loving Lizard!
:rofl:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:54 PM
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9. So am I!
:rofl:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:48 PM
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4. har har har.
:P
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:49 PM
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5. Ain't it cute?
:hi:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:50 PM
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6. i 'spose..
:D
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:51 PM
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8. OK, here's one ...
Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not," and POOF, he disappears.

:bounce:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:24 AM
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10. Cute
Let's just hope the cat doesn't decide to reciprocate or the mouse will explode. :rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:34 AM
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13. Twice as Nice....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:24 AM
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11. Cute
Let's just hope the cat doesn't decide to reciprocate or the mouse will explode. :rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:34 AM
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14. Twice as Nice
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:15 AM
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15. Get a room, please.......!
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:16 AM
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16. Get a room, please.......!
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:12 AM
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17. It's not what you think
Really ;-)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:16 AM
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18. Whatever you say, my dear Buffy!
WCGreen is an incurable flirt, IMHO......have fun, dear Buffy!


:loveya: :hug:



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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:25 AM
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12. Rofl!
:rofl:
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:37 AM
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19. "Don't Squeak"
It was a song which Gwen Stefani wrote about bestiality with a mouse.... never made it out on any of her albums for some reason....







sorry .... inside joke that only a few here will get.






second sorry to all you No Doubt fans out there who did get it but now hate me.






no mice were used or abused here so a third "sorry to the mice" is not needed, tell you what as a public service to mice everywhere I will tell you how I deal with the occasional mouse who finds his way into my home.
tools:
a pair of gloves
a bottle of any household oil, cooking or olive or salad your choice.
a sticky trap or a glue trap, (found at most hardware stores)
a mouse
1. Place trap along known pathway of mouse.
2. Once mouse gets stuck, put your gloves on.
3.Take stuck mouse, trap and your bottle of oil outside to a safe release point.
4.Here is the tricky part: grasp mouse tail with with gloved fingers and pour a little oil on mouse and trap.
5.Oil should loosen the glue enough that you can now gently pull mouse away from trap.
6.Feed mouse to cat!


(if you are like me and don't have any kittys handy that last step is optional). (What you do with the mouse now is your business, me I like watching them scamper off)

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:33 AM
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20. ...
:thumbsup:
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