PROJECT X ABORTED! RPT: PROJECT X ABORTED! RPT: PROJECT X

[Pharlo]

ANY INDIVIDUALS SCHEDULED TO INIATE 'PROJECT X' 00:00 18 SEPT 2005:

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

DO NOT INITIATE SEQUENCE.

OPERATION 'INCOMPETENCE REIGNS' REMAINS A GO.....OPERATION 'INCOMPETENCE REIGNS' REMAINS A GO ...

PRIMARY OPERATIONS FOR 'INCOMPETENCE REIGNS' HAS BEEN REROUTED TO CELL TWO .... RPT - CELL TWO

OPERATION 'INCOMPETENCE REIGNS' CELL ONE IS REASSIGNED TO PROJECT BETA - RPT: INCOMPETENCE REIGNS CELL ONE ASSIGNED TO PROJECT BETA.

AS OF 23:00 17 SEPT 2005, SECRET DECODER RINGS ARE SET TO THE SECOND FREQUENCY FOR FURTHER COMMUNICATION PURPOSES.

ALL CELL LEADERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SECRET PROJECT ROOM FOR FURTHER ASSIGNMENT CHANGES....


PASSWORD VERIFICATION PROCEDURE AT HIGHEST LEVEL. CORRECT SPELLING OF A POLYSYLLABIC WORD REQUIRED - BE PREPARED.


SPECIAL OPS: BE PREPARED TO INITIATE OPERATION FLY-BY-NIGHT WITHIN 24 HOURS.

[jmowreader]

1. I don't believe you!

You divulged the existence of Operation Fly-By-Night to the Freepers!

Dammit, the existence of that operation was Double Secret! Even the NAME Fly-By-Night was a secret!

As punishment, set your secret decoder ring to 420 and whack your pee-pee with the special DU sledgehammer.

[Pharlo]

3. The DU sledgehammer (SPECIAL) is currently

under lockdown.

And, if you check, you will find the 400 series on the primary frequencies are not currently operational.

[jmowreader]

7. Oops. My bad.

Well, just set your ring to the ninth frequency on the seventh page of the frequency register and tap it lightly on the table about six times.

[Pharlo]

8. Damn! It works!!!

Note to self: Discuss with ComCentral.

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. At least the Freeps will never know the identity of our mole in their camp

No way they could ever figure that out from Operation Fly By Night!

[jmowreader]

14. I guess, so long as you don't mention the other operation

you should be okay.

You know what other operation.

[BobBoudelangFan69]

2. Roger, Wilco, Over And Out...

but what do I do with all the a you know. Once it is mixed it kinda can't be undone.

What do I do with all the Monty Python??

Now for something completely different....

[chknltl]

4. say no more, say no more, nudge-nudge, wink-wink

[Pharlo]

5. If it can't be undone - BURY IT!

REAL DEEP!!

REMEMBER: In the event an accident occurs we don't want to be dependent upon FEMA.

[uncle ray]

6. what the hell is this doing in the lounge? this is serious!

this should be in LBN... MODERATOR!

[anarch]

9. good grief!

Please use the Zwack cypher for these communications!

18-5-20-19 19-5-8 7-20-10-3 20-15 11-8-7-14-17-8 19-5-8-23 10-12-19-10-5 14-13!

[Ikonoklast]

11. Hey! You better take that back!

My sister never did that! You know we must never use the Cypher for personal communicatons.


I am reporting this security anomaly to Central Command. Please put your hand with the Identity Chip next to the reader.

[Pharlo]

12. Psssttt.....

We don't want that many numbers on a post - Freeper Troll pops in - sees all the numbers, thinks its a math test and freaks. Our primary goal is to make them paranoid, not give them heart attacks.

Careful with that Zwack cypher, or there will be innumerable recently deceased members of the 101 Keyboard Brigade slumped over their computers. However much you may dislike them, please show some compassion for the family members who will be finding them.

Thank you, in advance, for your consideration.

[anarch]

13. sorry...switching to De.M. in the interest of public safety

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