The blasted rose of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. At lunch yesterday Dick started talking and my head started spinning
all at once. He said my 'innate hypocrisy is essential to current world diplomacy' according to
every neo-con he knows. That by 'showing obvious disdain or at least boredom while pretending
interest' we could scare the bee-jesz outta the community of civilized nations, in fact he said we
would scare everyone except 'two-bit, soul-less dictators, gone buggy with exacerbated self-
interest and alpha-scale rapacity.' The words and ideas were like kicking around an old drunk
inside my head and I looked down and first thought the food was crawling around on the table
but then I realized I must be swaying. Boy, thought I was gonna spew! Then Dick laughed and
said, 'You sure don't LOOK like you're really ready for these neo-con power lunches, Pudface.
Maybe I'll check back tomorrow when your head's not so busy,' and then took off. Whew.
I had to go lie down."

[cosmicdot]

1. Silvio: that's the one ... that reporter over there ...

that's the one who brought up about me pushing the false dossier on you ... now, are you going to do as you promised and ruin that reporter's career? make life a living hell? that's what you said you'd do? hey, is that mic on?



(* is looking a bit under the weather)

[Drifter]

2. Bell captain ... where's the bar? ...

It's over there sir, just on the other side of the hookers.

Cheers
Drifter

[skypilot]

3. I don't have a caption for this but...

...The chummy informality displayed in this photo is unsettling considering the two men in it. Bush and Berlusconi (sp?)> Bush isn't wearing a tie,he has his arm around Berlusconi and I can't help but remember that he just had Berlusconi to his Crawford ranch. It always seems to be the most bad news types that get invited to that ranch. Berlusconi is getting off to a wonderful start in the EU as their very own "uniter not a divider". These two just seem to be cut out of the same mold and to see them in a photo like this really turns my stomach. The only thing missing is the cigars.

[GOPisEvil]

4. George!! That reporter asked me a REAL QUESTION!

I thought you said you had these people under control!

[EOTE]

5. Sorry....

You lost me after 'W is thinking'.