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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:15 PM
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Did you hear about the infants pulled off a flight?
Their names matched names on a terrorist list.

I'm truly glad to see Homeland Security staying on top of this. You know, those sippy cups can be very destructive weapons.

And do you realize how much VX can be smuggled in a poopy diaper?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:16 PM
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1. Not to mention breast milk and baby formula.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:16 PM
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2. They didn't look like this, did they?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:53 PM
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8. uh that is disturbingly cute!
I think.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:22 PM
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3. infants are easily influenced by terraist propaganda
Their minds are like blank slates...they are liable to believe and do anything!
Best to be prudent...
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:25 PM
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4. My kids' diapers *were* WMD's!
They could easily have qualified as chemical weapons...Pee-Yew!

Tucker
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:30 PM
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6. And let's not forget those blood-curdling screams
With proper training, their cries could override the auto-pilot system in most commercial flights.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:36 PM
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7. My son vomited in a drawer once; it took us a while to discover
where that miserable scent came from.

Bless his heart, he knew he couldn't get to the potty in time, but yikes...
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:55 PM
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9. isn't it funny what you find kids have left -
well after the event? We finally found the shoes of friends' toddler well after a party we had. By that time he had outgrown them quite a bit.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:28 PM
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5. Somebody doesn't know their job .



This story was just on the 11pm news. They pointed out that the regs specify this doesn't apply to children 12 and under.
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