DLC says only Bush can defeat Bush in 2004

[Jim Sagle]

(satire alert)

Defeatist, self-hating wing of the Democratic party to give Bush the Democratic nomination

Washington, D.C.--The Democratic Leadership Council (DLC), the conservative wing of the Democratic Party, has decided that the best person to run against President George W. Bush in the 2004 election is…George W. Bush.

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“We’ve already spoken with him and although he isn’t technically a democrat, President Bush said that he would be proud to carry our banner if he should win the nomination,”said DLC Vice-Chair Ellen Tauscher.

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“He’s a rookie,” said Joe Leiberman. “Just because I’m short and Jewish the DLC doesn’t want me. Well, I have more conservatism in my little toe then this faker does in his whole body.”

General Wesley Clark responded that he had a full two months more of being a democrat than Bush did.

More at http://www.freepressed.com/bush_campaign.htm

[politicat]

1. owww...

You've been visiting the Colorado Springs Democratic party headquarters, haven't you......

[Jim Sagle]

3. Why, are they conservative out there?

[JohnKleeb]

2. Oh thats great Jim thanks

[Darranar]

4. LOL!

:D

[Jim Sagle]

5. Maybe if I had posted this in GD it would've gotten more play.

But I don't know if satire and fake news in GD violates DU standards.

[corarose]

6. Hey Joe, it has nothing to do with you being Jewish & Short

Your full of shit and up Jr's ass. It's about the past Joe don't you get it Joe! It's about how you have ass kissed Jr from several years now.
It has nothing to do with your height or religion Joe.