Preferred Semenal Euphemism

[short bus president]

Poll question: Preferred Semenal Euphemism

This thread will be locked in T minus 5, 4, 3, 2...

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. I always assumed Pearl Jam was a sementic euphemism?

Anyone else? And yes I know what their official story is. I just don't buy it.

[Nailzberg]

14. Official story is bogus.

They love making crap up for interviews.
The Pearl Jam official story is a joke, and so is the Mother Love Bone story.
They named themselves after spooge and the joke is on anyone who doesn't think so.

On edit: Oh yeah, my vote is for spunk.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Good. Glad to know I'm not nuts

and they're not po-faced wankers.

[bif]

2. Am I Anti-Sementic

If I don't like this poll?

[KeepItReal]

21. I don't know...but you *are* FUNNY!

ROTFLMAO

[bif]

3. You forgot Jit

n/t

[short bus president]

4. never heard of it

What do you get when you mix a stupid Briton with creamy peanut butter?

:shrug:

[soleft]

5. Did you ever see the razor commercial with the soldiers

the razor is supposed to emit a lubricating gel, and one of the soldiers checks out the razor and goes - "Goo" with the most disgusted look on his face. Thought there was a major homophobic undercurrent in that one.

[TXlib]

19. Homophobic because he said "goo" and looked disgusted?

I know the commercial. I didn't read anything homophobic about it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not gay, so what they hell do I know about homophobia...

Why do you think it's homophobic?

[DrWeird]

6. babygravy

nt

[VelmaD]

7. Good grief bus...

do you not have enough to do? Do I need to find something to keep you occupied and out of trouble?

[JVS]

8. Love butter.

[supernova]

9. Sea Monkeys

seems to fit. :D

[judge_smales]

10. Man yogurt.

n/t

[felonious thunk]

11. Number 3

(credit to Don and Mike)

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Either cocksnot or baby batter....

No offense, but this is the dumbest thread ever...and I like it!

[short bus president]

13. Woohoo!

Uh, I mean... Woohoo!

;-)

[RandomKoolzip]

16. 2-5 inches of the white stuff comin' your way, short bus!

My first thought when I saw that "snow thread" was: Oh my God! Was Peter North involved somehow?!?!

[short bus president]

17. I saw that, too

Right when I posted this, that was the thread immediately below it. The stars must be in perfect alignment for juvenile spoo-humor. ;-)

[Vespasian]

18. Spooge!

Without a doubt.

I've been saying it for years, and every now and then someone still won't know what I'm talking about. And that's the whole point, right?

[peekaloo]

20. *harumph*

batch of home-made.

[short bus president]

22. Mmmmmmmm...

hand-battered? ;-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. Love Juice.

God. I feel like I'm a baby...lol....I'm giggling uncontrollably.
duckie

[dolo amber]

24. Baby gravy

and cocksnot have my votes thus far...:D

[short bus president]

25. I'll second

"cocksnot." That's just too clever.

Aaaaa...

Aaaaaa....


AAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOO!!!

;-)

[mitchum]

26. Cupid's vomit

because I'm a Romantic