If You Were Insane, What Odd Things Would You Do With Your Money

[LynneSin]

If I were insane, I suppose things I'd spend my money one would be membership in the RNC and Yellow Ribbon Car Magnets

[swag]

1. If I were insane, I'd hire a broker as a financial advisor.

[meegbear]

2. I'd eat it ...

one penny at a time.

[KurtNYC]

3. I would fold my money into little origami cranes

hundreds of them in neat rows.

[jilln]

4. pay taxes

oops

[Heidi]

5. If I were insane . . .

I suppose I'd spend my hypothetical wealth on mental health care / psychiatry, before Tom Cruise gets psychiatry outlawed. :eyes:

[Hugin]

6. You mean besides buying my weight in marshmallows?

I'd probably hand wads of cash to red-heads and nod
in sympathy with their plight.

I'd also throw coins to squirrels in the park so they
could buy themselves some nice peanuts.

Buy Crayons! You can never have too many crayons!

:)

I've got this all thought out.

(Edited: To prevent myself from becoming part of
yet another mass deletion.)

[LynneSin]

7. This squirrel doesn't need any

[Hugin]

8. LOL!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Tinfoil hat made of quarters (nt)

[Melynn]

10. If I were insane

I would donate my money to Free Republic.

[LiberalEsto]

11. what money?

and btw I spent a dollar at the DSM hearing rally last week buying a yellow ribbon car magnet.

It says "Support our troops. Bring them home now"

[Felix Mala]

12. Bleach my skin white and cut off my nose.

[Hugin]

13. Leave a trail of pennies everywhere...

So I could find my way home.