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> > A Christmas Message From Santa > > > > You think you got it bad? All night long, soot in the chimneys, > > smelly socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving > > all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause > > is pissed off cause I got in so late. Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph > > got the shits over Albuquerque and you should see my suit. The damn > > elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time. I'm so > > sick of cookies and milk, I could vomit. The only highball I had all > > night was when I slipped getting out of my sleigh My prostate is > > giving me hell. I pee'd my pants at 20,000 feet and froze my ass to > > the seat. I'm >allergic to pine needles. I itch all over and I think > > my hemorrhoids are back. > > > > *HO! HO! HO! X XXX MERRY CHRISTMAS, your ass. XXXXX XXXXX* > >
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