Appropriate Father's Day Gift??

[BOSSHOG]

Interesting article in the paper today. Urge Dad to get a prostate Check as a Father's Day Gift. I think its a fine idea. Although you might want to throw in a tie or something equally worthless, but the Prostate check is priceless.

[matcom]

1. right

Prostitute check for Dad

[Wickerman]

2. Nothing says "I love you" like..

that is a good idea, actually.

[meegbear]

3. No comment

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

4. Dad would never talk to me again

Honestly, if his choices were to go to the doctor (big phobia there) and get some blood tests (did I mention he's terrified of needles?) and the dreaded glove (which would set off the doctor phobia and the homophobia alarms too,) or die, he'd make sure his affairs were in order. Even though his across-the-street neighbor just got through prostate cancer treatment and is dong well because it was caught early.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Oh good....364 days of getting into my pockets

And one day a year they want to dig deeper.

[RedCloud]

6. I'm sure the needle in the wiener is just what dad would like!

How about playing those ancient Roman forum medleys from the movies each time dad comes near!

Or how about that Toyota Sequoia dad can't afford...

Or maybe volunteering to cut the grass just one day...

[MadHound]

7. No more needle in the wiener, nor gloved hands up the rectum

You can now get your prostrate check via a blood test. Personally, I think that is a good thing.