You were supposed to have been eaten by a Paralititan stromeri about a 146 million years ago around the age of 17 or 18, long before your follicular stem cells died off in that patch.
Ergo, their purpose. Don't try to hide it, don't comb over it. Display it proudly. Bald spots and wedding bands = chick magnets. Happily married for 31+ years; bald and handsome.
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion
board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules
page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the
opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent
the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.