A Møøse once bit my sister...

[Baclava]

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[ET Awful]

1. We apologise for the fault in the subtitles.

Those responsible have been sacked.

[Baclava]

3. Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

5. those responsible for the sacking

have been sacked

[ET Awful]

7. The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits

after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. Looked more like a llama to me ... (n/t)

[Baclava]

4. "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

Assisted By

EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

[democrat in Tallahassee]

6. eliizabeth taylor's moose?

[AlGore-08.com]

8. Baclava, you're not my brother Paul, are you?

:)

[Baclava]

9. For his sake...

I hope not.

[AlGore-08.com]

10. He teachs Math, you decide if he's really better off being himself.

;)