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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:15 AM
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**JimmyJazz, LynneSin & Joan_Alpern becoming nuns: a lounge exclusive**
as documented in a hazy late night phone call to new york...

all was silent when i first called... the first phone call simply rang 8-10 times... it was promptly followed by a pick up & hang up...

undeterred, i called yet again... this time, the phone was answered after 3 rings... by a JimmyJazz with a very hushed voice... a JimmyJazz that i didn't know... a JimmyJazz that had found god...

i, of course, was anxious to hear about the festivities & debauchery of the nyc gathering...

i was curtly told that the three compadres left the meetup at 7:30pm... they returned to the manhattan abbey where they were staying at 12:30am (wtf? long walk?)...

the alarm in their room was sounding when they returned, as they had broken the enforced 10pm curfew...

the trackers on their chastity belts were also blinking red...

i was told that JimmyJazz was speaking to me on the phone in the dormitory bathroom stall, since calls from men (even of the gay variety) after 8pm were strictly forbidden...

she quickly told me that they would be permitted to leave new york after church today... and that 2 of the 3 compadres were considering a cloistered life... she did not have time to specify which ones, and she quickly killed the phone call with the faint sound of the Mother Superior's approaching footsteps...
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:21 AM
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1. I think NYC must be more wholesome than Boston
Only explanation.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:29 AM
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2. Oh,Sure, Yeah, Right, I agree with that!
:sarcasm:

As the Lunts would say, "Once more with feeling...":applause:

"Boston is NOT even in the same Galaxy with New York City":patriot:




FWIW: I knew you were kidding!
In the WTF Department: What is it with Sundog and his midnite phonecalls to the hotel rooms of middle aged women??:wtf:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:32 AM
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3. I believe we called him from Boston
Must have given him a taste for the experience.

And who are you calling middle aged? I don't love you anymore.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:37 AM
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4. i only do midnite phone calls to hotel rooms...
middle-aged? :wtf:

that one might not win ya points today :P

foot, meet mouth :spank:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:42 AM
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6. It was well past midnight when we called you
We had to get good and drunk first.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:58 AM
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10. erm
early thirties here. :hi:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:54 AM
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15. I AM NOT MIDDLE AGED!
How dare you? :o
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:39 AM
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5. I *told* those crazy hussies
that smoking cat litter was a bad idea...*shakes head*...
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:43 AM
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7. I hope they didn't put it in the brownies!
:scared:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:47 AM
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8. *I* taught them how to do that
so take your issue with ME sweetheart :grr:

issues that need tissues is all you ever are :eyes:

:P

ps- i'm supposed to ask you about hedges rendition of darling nikki :P
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:51 AM
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9. shocking
:o
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:00 AM
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11. "Our Ladys of the Street"


(Just kidding Ladies!)
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:00 AM
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12. sundog, you have the wildest imagination.
:rofl:
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:12 AM
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13. Get thee to a nunnery
Quick!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:53 AM
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14. I. Really. Really. Really. Hate. You.
:P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:56 AM
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16. why? i am only reporting what you told me
:P
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 12:27 PM
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17. O M G !
:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 01:08 PM
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18. That's it. I'm going to hell.
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

For I have been thinking impure thoughts about nuns!

Canst thou see it in thy hearts to forgive me, O sisters chaste and pure? :sarcasm:

Well, it may be hot down here, but I prefer the company... :evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 01:12 PM
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19. I almost slept through the whole thing.
B-) I'm innocent ~ I tell ya ... innocent! ... pure as driven snow
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:17 PM
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20. Hey, we stayed at the MILF plaza
Pictures to come
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:18 PM
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21. bwhaha
:rofl:
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:19 PM
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22. Jeez "MILF" and "Come" within 3 words of each Other.
Edited on Sun Jun-12-05 07:19 PM by GalleryGod
:rofl: :spray: :popcorn:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:26 PM
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23. Moro Islamic Liberation Front?
:shrug:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:31 PM
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24. ...and I know why, too.
Here they are, pictured with Mother Superior at Evening Vespers.

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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:33 PM
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25. Evening Vapors?
someone light a match! :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 07:47 PM
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26. Tsk. Dude. Yer such a
dude.

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