The chair is against the wall! John has a long moustache!

[WilliamPitt]

The gerbil dreads the dawn! His name was Robert Paulson!

End transmission.

...heh heh heh, crack that, FBI...

[Redstone]

1. And it's brillig, and

the slithy toves...

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Wow, you two are up late! It's 11:20pm here in California...

I hope you two lovely guys are feeling good, and enjoying yourselves! Redstone, some fine day, my dear, I hope to meet you! Maybe you'll get a kiss on the cheek the way Will did...

:blush:

[Redstone]

5. You mean you didn't plant one right on his lips

when you had the chance?

I can understand you bailing out on the Noogie, but...

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. UMMM, my dear Redstone!

No, I didn't plant one right on his lips! First of all, my husband forbade any such activities. But I would not have done it anyhow; I felt suddenly very shy at the prospect of planting one on his cheek. And especially in front of a room full of complete strangers, with a camera pointed at the three of us...
I cannot operate that way! :blush:

[Redstone]

24. I see, m'dear, that you've never experienced the pleasure

of making a spectacle of yourself in public. You should try it sometime; it's a liberating experience. Seriously.

And, by the way, despite my repressed New England Puritan upbringing, I'd never "forbid" Mrs R. giving a smack to a man she admired for his political viewpoint and / or writing ability...

Just in case you wanted to know that.

I'm very tired. Can you tell?

Redstone

[jeff30997]

10. Each time I see your nick...

The song California dreaming pops in my head.Except that the lyrics are changed to CaliforniaPeggy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Well, thank you, jeff30997!

That is extraordinarily sweet of you...Why do the lyrics change, do you suppose? Do you have a crush on me? J/K...

:blush:

[jeff30997]

22. You're sweeter than me...Muffin.

:blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Hey, jeff...check your PM...nt

[peekaloo]

37. .

:yourock:

She got tuberculosis from her teeth and it went all through her symptom.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. The blue bear swims in the blueberry patch.

[HEyHEY]

3. Uh, didn't the US military come up with that?

Or at least the producers of "The longest day"????

I'm bettin' they know it...wait?! Whats the meaning?!

[lenidog]

14. Actually the OSS came up with that and a whole mess of others

But because of "The Longest Day" that is the one every one remembers. Each Maquis group in France had a sentence like that assigned to them. All the knew was that when they heard the sentence they were to start raising hell and attacking the Germans.

[Sydnie]

6. Oh my, Bay Airs

[The Traveler]

7. Synchronize code books, Pitt!

No! Better yet! DE-SYNCHRONIZE the code books! That way, even WE won't know what we're talking about!

Fandango stingray splashes the wine dark sea.

[jeff30997]

15. Great Idea !

Blue monkey in the raspberry fields number 748596 Alpha Zulu.

[LastKnight]

8. the wombat is massaging the mongoose with creame cheese...

[jeff30997]

11. Danger ! The mongoose is aroused !

Proceed to a level 4 Banana Yellow alert !

[Name removed]

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[WilliamPitt]

13. The name was Robert Paulson

Fail not to not ignore the gerbil.

[Name removed]

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[jeff30997]

19. The gerbil is not ignored.

The gerbil is in contact with the mongoose.The mongoose is full of cream.I repeat:Full of cream.

[WilliamPitt]

25. Special cream?

You know?

Special cream?

Please advise. Smurf trajectory. Cheese.

[jeff30997]

27. At first I thought it was Cheese cream but after a closer look...

I realized that it was shaving cream.It wants to change its appearance.

[WilliamPitt]

28. But of course

The chameleion knows the gerbil, and the wombat, and the platypus, and the secrets, too. Smock.

[In_The_Wind]

30. ah ... the secrets

perhaps the chameleion will tell all

[hfojvt]

40. Smock. Smock. Smock.

I just love saying smock.
Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock.
And I am a janitor, so I know a thing or two about cleaning.

[Name removed]

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[Capn Sunshine]

20. P e a c e O n E a r t h and P u r i t y O f E s s e n c e

that is all.
Over and out

[Name removed]

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[The Traveler]

23. Not at MY bachelor party they don't

Have you ever seen those guys? NASTY legs. Nasty. Talk about knobbly knees. Jeezo, man!

[Salviati]

29. I am now speaking in code.

This code enables me to relay a message to my confidants, without eavesdroppers ascertaining the true intentions of my communication. Using this system, certain pre-arranged code words or phrases are used in order to communicate a message which cannot be interpreted without foreknowledge of the pre-arranged on code.

[bridgit]

31. meet a man called: narrows, tacoma narrows...

he'll be wearing a white blazer. yet, under no circumstance are you to speak into his carnation.

[DinahMoeHum]

32. Flora has a red neck. . .

:evilgrin:

[In Truth We Trust]

33. the golden goose has left the nest. The goslings meet at vector 7 @ 0300

as the sugar is sweetened by love potion #9. The cream will rise and still I rise. the chimp is chump as the gg stakes his lump.

[unhappycamper]

34. 46 75 63 6B 20 79 6F 75 2C 20 46 72 65 65 70 65 72 73 21

Use your ASCII decoder ring.

on edit: typo

[VelmaD]

35. The caged whale knows nothing...

of the mighty deeps.

[salin]

36. It worked...

because all I can say is.... huh?

[progmom]

38. the bOat will sAil at midnighT

[Aristus]

39. The cat screams at midnight.

The dead dog barks backward..."krab, krab"....B-)

Not now, Z-5, the boy who reads to me is here....... :hide: