have you ever been squished by a falling safe?

[leftofthedial]

or popped in the kisser by a hidden mechanical boxing glove?


and if you have, was it cheating?

[peekaloo]

1. no, but a falling anvil hurts like a bitch!

thanks for making me giggle!

[leftofthedial]

2. you are welcome

[Dave Reynolds]

3. I have been,

and walking around looking and sounding like an accordion for a day really really sucked.

But no, it was not cheating.

[leftofthedial]

4. were there stars circling your head

or tweeting birds?

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Stars,

do-si-doing with tweeties.

[leftofthedial]

14. careful

that kind of thing got Roger Rabbit fired

[tyedyeto]

5. Happens once a week

Damn, I have a headache..... and wonder why??

[kanrok]

6. Not exactly

But recently, just after I ran off a cliff, I stood there dumbfounded for a couple of seconds before falling to my death.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. I've fallen off a very tall cliff a time or two

It's kinda fun, until ya reach the bottom.

Damned roadrunners....

[leftofthedial]

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. . . . . . . . . <cloud of dust>

[ifyouknewsushi]

8. Whenever I walk past Haliburtin that happens.

And those F@ckers always empty it 1st.

Suzi.

[leftofthedial]

30. and that is one BIG safe

[MN ChimpH8R]

9. No, but

I've run through the painted scenery and found a road.

"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that sounds......"

[leftofthedial]

11. I rode my bike into a tunnel one time

and found that it was just a tunnel painted on a brick wall

[evlbstrd]

13. No, but I've been dynamited with fake carrots.

[leftofthedial]

19. what's up doc?

[trackfan]

15. 16 goddamn tons

[leftofthedial]

16. and what do you get?

[trackfan]

17. I got scolded by my wife who thought the wound resulted from cheating,

At least I can now double as an accordion when necessary.

[leftofthedial]

18. accordions are noted for the old in and out

[gizmonic]

20. I strapped an Acme rocket on my back, roller skates on my feet

and away I went!

Whhhheeeee! **SMACK**

[Deep13]

21. You forgot to mail order ...

... 40 miles of railroad track for it.

[Deep13]

22. Where can I get some earthquake pills?

[gizmonic]

24. Page 14 of the 2005 Acme catalog

right next to the listing for giant horse-shoe magnets and bird seed.

*meep-meep da-banggg!*

:hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. Never. I always carry an ACME® Portable Hole for protection. (nt)

[NoPasaran]

25. No, but....

...seriously, a coworker once was almost hit by a box full of hard hats falling off a shelf.

THAT would have been an interesting OSHA investigation.

[ProfessorGAC]

26. Yeah, But It's Not A Problem

You know you can just open the door from the inside a crawl out. Happens all the time.

Now, a grand piano falling off a hoist. That hurts!
The Professor

[leftofthedial]

28. nyuk!

and it makes such a lovely sound too

[Deja Q]

27. I have firecrackers blow up in my face...

and look like a blackface minstreal parody afterwards.

(I never realized those 1940s cartoons had racist implications until recently... even Foghorn Leghorn's whistle originated out of racism.)

[leftofthedial]

29. and check out Disney's Dumbo