8. My first grade teacher made me call them testicles!
Then when mom recapped my day I said I made a bad mistake at school that octopuses have tentacles. She said I was right. Then I said, No mom, my teacher said they were testicles."
At the time I did not know my mom was to the right of Attila the Hun. The next day she brought me down to the principal's office and forced me to rat on my teacher (otherwise no Bosco and a bizarre product that may sound delightful "Lickamaid" even in these modern times). I was given a new teacher who had neither tentacles nor testicles.
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