There's currently a UFO HOVERING over MASSACHUSETTS

[DS1]

It's absolutely silent, and I think it's shining some sort of spotlight on me, and I can feel the heat from its engines. They must have used some alien technology to get rid of all the clouds to get a clearer picture

:scared:

[Zuni]

1. They must be monitoring gay marriages

and other things that go on in that Godless state

[JanMichael]

2. Just walk toward the light

you'll be fine.

[matcom]

3. not possible

Mit would NEVER allow that here

[DS1]

12. Mittens is already in New Hampshire

When the going gets tough, the tough go tax-free shopping

[brainshrub]

4. Do you have a keyboard?

Try playing some random notes and see what happens.

[DS1]

9. I've been waving my fingers around like a French David Copperfield

complete with (must-activate-fart-clamp) glare

[sui generis]

18. more like a mad leather queen

you could put someone's eye out talking about the weather.

[JanMichael]

13. Did you get the giant alien out of your foot?

Wish we had been there; I would have had that thing out in less than 30 seconds.
Of course you would have been permanently maimed and sued us for every penny we have; but, the splinter would have been gone.

[DS1]

15. does.not.compute

[JanMichael]

20. we were on the phone with Brainshrub last night

when he stepped on a giant splinter.

Michael came upstairs and said, "that's weird...he yelled "ouch..f*ck!" and the phone went dead!"

[DS1]

21. Must've been a booby trap

You know those terrorists and their diversionary trans-continental nuclear meltdowns and giant splinters

[brainshrub]

23. Nope, it's still in.

I have to work right now. Later this evening I'm going to the emg room.

[sniffa]

5. don't worry

just reLax, and breath, and you won't even feeL the probe.

[chickenscratching]

11. you mean I'm not supposed to like it?

:cry:

[DS1]

14. Well, they might have some wine on board

:shrug:

[sniffa]

16. see? be happy

you'LL be seduced, rather than forcibLy sodimized.

[MissMillie]

6. OMG! And it's turning the whole sky BLUE!!!! (n/t)

.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. we are seeing something like that here in NH

and it's TURNING THE SKY BLUE with its exhaust!!!!!!

[DS1]

10. Hold me

:scared:

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. if they come down to probe you make sure you squeeze your cheeks real

tight. Don't do down without a fight! It's us or them man! Us or them!!!!

[DS1]

19. Can't..;.. find can *grimace* opener

Emer *pant* gency can of *gasp* ass-spackle remains deactivated

Anal pore *yeeek* giving way

[underpants]

8. I think Johnny Damon is blowdrying his hair

that confusion happens all the time, I hear.

[RebelOne]

22. Does it look like a big, round yellow globe?

[DS1]

24. I don't know

It's too bright to tell :cry: