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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:34 PM
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Poll question: Your joint is burning faster down one side than the other.
What do you do?

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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:36 PM
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1. I do the ole "spit and fix it"
If that doesn't work, burn the other side to even it.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:39 PM
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2. Amateurs!
Sure sign of a poor rolling job.

What do I do? Shoot whoever rolled it and roll my own. :smoke:
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:52 PM
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I agree
let somebody who knows how to roll properly do it next time!!!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:43 PM
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3. Merde Mon Ami....
:tinfoilhat:
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:46 PM
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4. 'Spose to turn it while you burn it...
Silly..

:smoke:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:50 PM
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5. I tried that
but it burned my lips. ;-)

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gater Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:52 PM
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6. You left out "Jam it into the bong bowl and smoke it in one hit".
And of course I say this with knowledge garnered from watching my college roomies, who kept their stash in the shower curtain rod...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 07:55 PM
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7. you're so right...
"stuff it in yer bonghole" would've been a GREAT option. ;-)

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gater Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:07 PM
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10. OK, I confess...I have partaken...but only on days that end in "Y"!
Can I run for public office now, or do I have to go into the "pyramiding" stories?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:03 PM
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8. That's an easy one.
Continue smoking. Inhaling faster would be a waste of weed.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 08:03 PM
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9. That's an easy one.
Continue smoking. Inhaling faster would be a waste of weed.
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