The Lounge needs some loosening - MARTINIS on me!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Gather round everyone, and let's all chill in the RabrrrrrrDen(tm) on the floor pillows (not THROW pillows!) and listen to some soothing tunes, watch some Star Trek, and/or talk Doaism and the concept of the uncarved block and the reed that bends in the wind, while we ply the night away with Martinis (doubles, since today warrants it!) or other cocktail or mixed drink (within the bounds of civility and tasteful artfulness) or whiskies or armagnacs or cognacs. I'll open the humidor, and let you enjoy the cigar of your choice, or a pipefull of leathery bracing-but-soothing pipe tobacco, if you choose. Bonnie nakeds lasses and laddies shall rub oil in your feet and spray your faces with lemon water mist and laugh and giggle coquettishly as they refill our drinks and keep us happy, moist, and relaxed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. No one wants a fuckin' Martini? Christ, I went out and bought

30 cases of gin.

Fine.

I'll sit on the pillow and watch "Spock's Brain" until my eyes implode.

[BikeWriter]

37. You bought gin? I haven't had that since '71...

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. That's a long time! I also have plenty fresh organic fruit juices

if you prefer, or any host of fine liquors if gin isn't your thing.

[BikeWriter]

56. That is kind of you. You're a gracious host. I'm not sure how long...

I can stay. A Friend of mine wants me to take her fishing again.

[DS1]

2. Pour me one of those doubles

:beer:

[yvr girl]

3. It's the good stuff right

Cheap gin is crap.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You do realize who's doing the pouring, right?

Like Rabrrrrrr would stoop to cheap gin for guests. How utterly declasse that would be.

:P

Only Magellan, Sapphire, Plymouth, Hendricks, Tanqueray Ten, or Citadelle for my guests.

[yvr girl]

7. I've become cynical.

I shouldn't have doubted you when it comes to gin. My bad.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. That's okay! No harm done - we're all here to relax

so just sit back, and drink your Martini and let the troubles of the world float away like the impermanent meaningless detritus that they are.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. I'm too tired to sip.

I'll take mine intravenously, please.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Tell ya what, the kiddie pool is filled with Martini, just go slide down

into that and drink as you feel the need.

[Elidor]

8. Can you hit me up in the neck? I don't have any veins left.

[yvr girl]

9. Is it going to be like the party in 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'

That was one badass party.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Sounds great.

Make mine a naked Ewan McGregor giving me refills.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Sure, as long as you check your PMs

I have, however, put a chastity belt on Mr. McGregor, just to annoy you.

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

13. No you didn't.

Take that OFF. I got his wife's ok and my husband's ok!

This is my ONE freebie! :cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Okay, I took it off!

I was only teasing, to make the final moment of finding the fruit all that more rewarding and satisfying.

[yvr girl]

15. If she gets Ewan, I want George Clooney

Fair is fair.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. You may have all the George Clooneys you want

I just happened to have cloned him years ago.

[yvr girl]

25. Woohoo, I found the motherload

I'll take them one at a time thanks. What do I do with them when they're worn out?

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Use 'em up - I can make more if you need

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Oh yes.

I've seen his fruit alright.

Many times!

Erm.....could we get some privacy here?

[tjwmason]

55. Can he stand between us?

With him there even bad gin with too much vermouth wouldn't matter.

[Tsiyu]

16. Did anyone catch the "gin" question on DC Jeopardy?

Al Franken, Olberman (SP?) and the ditzy gal from one of the morning shows failed to answer in the form of a question:

"It's name comes from the (greek? latin? :shrug:) name for juniper, whose berries are an ingredient."

But Al Franken kicked ass. Someone needs to send him a large wheel of Gouda, though.

God, this Martini is awesome. Perfectly dry. And the toe rub is divine.

I've died and gone to moist heaven.....

[enigmatic]

35. How did Olbermann do?

He's hella intelligent, too; I know Franken is unbelieveable in stuff like this..

[Tsiyu]

41. He was a close second

The questions were rather easy ones ( if you watch much of Jeopardy) but he got a few zingers in. (Some gal in the audience had a sign offering marriage to Olbermann according to my daughter).
Franken got both the Daily Doubles so that's what gave him the edge, but Keith was holding his own.

At one point, Olbermann ( thanks for the correct spellingBTW;)) had to hold Franken back from punching out the lights of Alex Trebeck

The category was Women and Franken said, "I don't know anything about women."

"That's what your wife said," Alex replied.

Then Franken got ready to give him a right cross but Kieth stepped in and held him. It was kind of funny.

*slurp*

[Corey_Baker08]

18. Am I too young for Gin?

ahhh..........who cares.

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. It's Friday, Skinner has given us immunity, no one is too young for gin

Drink up!!

But you're giving me your car keys first, and you aren't leaving until you're sober.

[Corey_Baker08]

23. I wish I had car keys.....

I am 15........................:)

[tjwmason]

52. 15 too young for gin???

My goodness I was a very naughty boy back when I was 14 and 15 if that's the case.

Drink up, that's my advice.

[Droopy]

20. I've never had a martini

and I'm a 32 year old with lots of partying under his belt. You paint a nice scene in your original post. I'd like to be there to experience my first martini.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Wish we could share it in real life!

You really must try one some time. They are God's cocktail. God's drink is, I should imagine, Scotch. But the Martini would be the top cocktail.

[Droopy]

27. Yes, I wish we could too

I noticed from your profile that you don't have your location listed. If you lived anywhere near Dayton, Ohio we could hang out and have that martini and you could show me just how to make them. And then I could try to impress you with my beer slobbiness.

[Left Is Write]

24. Am I too late for a Rabrrrrrrtini?

I hope not.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. You are never too late, O Most Ethereal Succubus

One Rabrrrrrrtini(tm) coming right up!

[Left Is Write]

31. Mmmmm hmmm....

I'll bet that's your pet name for all the girls.

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Nope, you're the first one I called that

and you will be the only one. That title is now strictly yours, not to be used for anyone else.

[Left Is Write]

33. But the question is...

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Coming from some people, I might consider myself insulted. Coming from you, it could very well be a compliment.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. I mean it as a compliment, with all the attendant dangerous overtones

intended as well.

A high compliment indeed.

[Left Is Write]

39. Definite dangerous overtones.

Devilishly dangerous. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. The dangers of the succubus

And for that, I will require that you do your own research, for I can no longer give you the information you seek. It is the pedagogue in me.

[FizzFuzz]

26. ahhh HAHAHAH! *gasp* HEEEHAAAAAHAhaaha

Rabrrrrrr, you always crack me THE HELL up.

I imbibed even, tonight, something I never do. I wasn't even personally involved in the drama, but there sure was some energy churned up.

Your virtual room sounds grrrrrreat; thanks.

[WindRavenX]

30. give me a gallon

x(

[Celeborn Skywalker]

34. Pour me one of those Martinis

No vodka of course. I trust you have quality gin?

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Oh, please.

See my post above. Of course I have quality gin!! I would have no other.

You probably think I will the morning Mimosas and Bellinis with Asti Spumante.

For shame, jaredh. For shame.

Now, take off your shoes, slip into the silk robe, take your Martini and go join the others in the common room by the pool and the hottub and relax yourself. The laddies and lassies will be around to refill.

[progmom]

42. Can I get a Grey Goose up, with roquefort stuffed olives?

pretty please?

[BikeWriter]

43. Freak'n A. I may have to go by the deli! :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Absolutely!

You can have whatever you want, progmom.

:loveya:

Just play some Coltrane or something on your show. :-)

[progmom]

45. thanks rabrrrrr

i adore you

:loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Heh heh - I want to hear you say that on the radio!

:-)

[yvr girl]

46. Is this party STILL going?

Wow.

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. We just don't give up!!

And it's not so much a party as it is a self-reflective, relaxing spa-like soiree. To which you are, of course, most excessively invited to continue to be in.

[DS1]

50. Well then, fuck you pal!

What, am I the weird guy that shows up at the bar first and doesn't get served all night? :grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Maybe if you'd said "Please" and hadn't shot the bartender

in the head, you would have been served. I'm sorry, but after you killed the bartender I told the waitstaff to ignore you until you said "please" and also apologized.

[fluffernutter]

53. giggle coquettishly?

okay, i'm there :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. It's the only relaxing way to giggle in this situation

:-)