You know what is interesting? Cannibalism.

[Zuni]

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[Zuni]

15. obviously, they get by with more than just sustenance

[Dr.Phool]

2. Is Jeffrey Dahmer the patron saint of cannibals?

[Zuni]

18. only if you are a Mary-worshipping Catholic

Andrei Chikatilo is the patron saint in the Russian Orthodox calender.

[redqueen]

3. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

That's what they're talking about the Bilderberg meeting, you know... THEY'RE GOING TO EAT US!

:scared:

[Zuni]

12. you just may have a point redqueen

I admire your courage for speaking out!

[redqueen]

17. Oh they already know about me.

I've been "taken", you know. I've seen the ships. It's all true.

THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE COMING!

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Tastes like chicken!

Ok you KNEW someone had to say it, right?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

5. I only

eat babies :evilgrin:

[bleedingheart]

9. breastfed or formula fed...

:evilgrin:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

11. LOL n/t

[El Fuego]

19. The other "white meat"

[terrya]

6. You never really know what kind of wine to have, do you?

Hannibal Lecter to the contrary.

[Mizmoon]

7. I told my family that if they ever need to eat my corpse

to survive, they may do so guilt free. I would want them to survive to sell the movie rights.

I'm not kidding.

[Zuni]

13. I once tried to eat grandma

but no one wanted to buy that script

[Heidi]

8. Not only interesting . . .

but nutritious, too. (Not.)

[Dr.Phool]

10. Anybody got a good recipe for Roasted Rapublican?

Or are they too toxic to eat?

[Deep13]

28. Don't bother spraying the pan...

...as they are already pretty greasy.

[flvegan]

14. Human is the only meat I'll eat.

Has to be female, too.
*snort*

[jswordy]

16. Discuss? EAT ME!

*pounding desktop with fist*

ROFL!!!!

[Zuni]

20. that can be arranged

[jswordy]

23. Then rock-n-roll. Save the leftovers for casserole, is all I ask.

Unless you are referring to the carnal form, in which case there will be no leftovers. Heh.

[TlalocW]

21. Did you hear the joke about

The cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

TlalocW

[Zuni]

24. no, please share

[TlalocW]

30. That's the entire joke, man

Several times when I've been out to eat with different people, I'll say that and then just go on with my meal and wait for everyone to get it. The longest wait from first to last person to finally get it was five minutes.

I know they get it when they go, "Eeeeeeew!" and start laughing.

TlalocW

[bleedingheart]

25. LOL...

[El Fuego]

22. What's eating you, anyway?

Everyone sing the cannibal song:

"Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, GOD WHY DON'T I KNOW??"

[RedCloud]

26. One man's meat might be another man's meat!

Why is there all this lack of understanding of cannibals?

In times of thin, a cannibal will be an orphan and an only child "eventually".

[Shell Beau]

27. You know what is gross?

Cannibalism. Did you ever see the movie Alive? They ate some of the dead people so they could live. Wasn't that based on a true story?Sounds desperate, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Deep13]

29. I'ld never eat a clown!

They taste funny.