If you go to a store and the clerk asks you if he can help you,

[Deja Q]

you say "Jus' browsing, thanks!" and he continues to stare at you but not in a "I think you're a shoplifter" way, why is he staring?

My outfit wasn't atrocious... I think my hair was fairly neat... :shrug:

[xmas74]

1. He's hoping that you will change your mind

so that he can still get his commission.

[Deja Q]

4. No commission at that store.

Lovely thought though! :D

[xmas74]

8. Then he wanted you.

Plain and simple.

Was he cute?

[CornField]

2. Did ya have your mojo on?

:)

[bigwillq]

3. He thought you were cute!

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

5. Oh my!

Of course, I was standing the opposite side on a DVD rack, he didn't see that I'm just a wee bit overweight... :cry:

[bigwillq]

9. Maybe he likes more junk in the trunk!

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

11. Well, I know I've got a nice trunk...

Car trunk or elephant trunk though? :shrug:

Or maybe he liked my nose... he really couldn't see much of anything below that... O8)

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. your fly was open

[sniffa]

7. i think he Likes you

[youthere]

10. Ask him if he can help you find your virginity.

[nevergiveup]

12. Maybe he was blind

and you just thought he was staring.........sorry.....that wasn't nice.

[Deja Q]

14. That's all right, I deserved it.

:D

[Les BOOGIE]

13. I had a retard* @ WalMart ask if I bought the shirt I was wearing

@ WalMart, obviously she botched her anti shoplifter training.

*honest