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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 10:42 AM
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Headlines We'd Like To Read, May 11, 2005
Klan Speaks Up On Gay Marriage


Stock Market Secretly Funds Private Accounts Politics at WH


Bush Pines For Gannon: Writes Sad Love Songs


Others????
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:03 AM
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1. America wakes up from National Nightmare
Edited on Wed May-11-05 11:19 AM by MindPilot
President Gore directs Surgeon General Dean and the CDC to investigate how 200 million people were simultaneously induced into a coma.

In other news, Dow up 8000 points, National Weather Service reports global warming subsiding.

Vice President Boxer finalizes Mideast Peace Agreement; Saddam Hussein steps down, "the time for freedom has come."

California Governor Donna Frye refuses to grant stay; Lay execution will proceed despite pleas for leniency.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:29 AM
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2. KKK Demands 10 Commandments Displayed In Public!!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 11:43 AM
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3. Bush wets himself during terror alert
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 12:38 PM
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4. Bush Remembers Pet Goat During Terror Alert
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 02:22 PM
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5. Bolton Screams At Reporter, Follows Down Street
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 02:29 PM
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6. Bolton forced ex-wife into freakish group sex orgies
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