Men of DU- would you wear this? Women of DU-aye or nay?

[uppityperson]

Newest in bathing suits- the Suspender Thong

I've seen more picts but can't find the website, may post more later. What do you think, penis sheath, naked or suspender thong? Might it look better on women or men?

[Bronco69]

1. Um, put me down for NO!

:-)

[skygazer]

2. I think that's the silliest looking thing I ever saw

And I wouldn't be caught dead with a man wearing one. Especially in that color.

[jeff30997]

3. AAAAARGH !!!

[patrice]

4. pretty venal.

[Jade Fox]

5. I have to go gouge out my eyes now...

No.

[Maine-ah]

9. LOL!

that was exactly my first thought! NO WAY. and I would beat my husband if he tried to wear that!!! (not that he would)

[margaritamama]

39. I'm with ya

on that one. The beating would be quite intense.

[giant_robot]

6. Let me think about it............HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, did this guy lose a bet or something?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. A man with a belly should never wear that

[suegeo]

8. This outfit has Dick Cheney written all over it.

Because I'm sure Darth Vadar swims alot to strengthen his ticker.

[Evergreen Emerald]

40. lol

[RevCheesehead]

10. dude needs a bikini wax.

and that should end it right there. :evilgrin:

[CBGLuthier]

11. I just googled suspender thong

In google images and all the pictures there were much, much better looking.

They were all women and it looks OK on them. In fact, it looked great on some of them :-)

[mongo]

54. We can special order the ladies ones

Several different styles. But I'd never seen any for men before. Maybe he was wearing one designed for a lady.

We don't carry swimwear in the store. We tried, but sales were very poor.

[bleedingheart]

12. bwahahahahahaha

that is just too funny.

[iconoclastic cat]

13. Anyone who wears that should be attached to a bungee and dropped.

Utterly hideous.

[maddiejoan]

45. I thought that WAS the bungee

[tjdee]

14. DS1 was wearing that!

Oh the horrors!

I think matcom set him up nice in that fine ensemble.

:scared:

[davidinalameda]

15. maybe to some sort of sex party but not to the beach

and if I lose about 20 pounds and get a six pack

[ET Awful]

16. Where's Kleeb, we must get his input :)

As for me, hell no.

[JohnKleeb]

FUCK GOD NO

:) afternoon.

[ET Awful]

22. I was just figurin' hey, at least it ain't a Speedo

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

25. Its still attrocious no

[ET Awful]

26. Hehehehe

it is pretty evil isn't it?

[JohnKleeb]

32. Aye, tis is

[RedCloud]

17. Looks like a slingshot...

No telling what is being launched.

Also the bottom part definitely needs to be sized, not that old one size fits all stuff!

Maybe guys will have to start wearing stuff to flaunt their family jewels. Makes sense during the summer. then we can tell the "ladies", "Hey, my face is up here!"

[pnutchuck]

46. I'd like to know how much he's packing

before I give out my phone number. It would save a lot of time and energy :evilgrin:

[Seabiscuit]

18. I've never actually puked from my eyeballs before.

[HeeBGBz]

19. Eeewwww, nasty

Not even good nasty.

[RagingInMiami]

20. Please tell me this is not going to be the new rage on South Beach

I enjoy hanging out there.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

47. Wear one of those and you will be hanging out there.

[BlondieK143]

21. Oh. Gross.

There goes my lunch!

[AlCzervik]

23. looks like a porno wrestling outfit, he just needs the ear protectors

and i say aye because you could mock that all week. That guy must have really high self esteem.

[TheProphetess]

24. My eyes!! My eyes!!

:puke:

[amandae]

27. My husband likes these (warning, more suspender thongs)

I think he just likes the helmets with them.

On edit: The titles were part of the pic ...

[uppityperson]

28. Why?

[Misunderestimator]

29. Um... that's really disgusting.

[gollygee]

30. That's just ew. I wish more guys wore this kind of bathing suit:

the one on that guy up front there :D I don't like those big baggy bathing suits that seem to be popular either.

[uppityperson]

31. New market for thongs the elastic has gotten non-stretchy on?

I just had a thought for a new marketing idea for the liberals who like to recyle things. Save the environment, recycle your stretched out thongs into men's bathing wear? Reduce, reuse, recyle?

[NV Whino]

33. That is the ugliest POS I've ever seen.

And just think of the weird tan marks.
:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

34. OMG that is horrible.

I'm going to be laughing for a while over that one.

[DemGa]

35. Insanely horrible --nt--

[margaritamama]

36. Speechless

If anyone reads a post that Fishnfla will...please save me!
:headbang:

[MrScorpio]

37. No freakin' way

Geez, Louise!

[trof]

38. Makes for interesting tan lines.

[brainshrub]

41. No, nien, nay, non and WTF???

[matcom]

42. DS1 has sported this one before ladies

[uppityperson]

65. who is this guy or web link for photos?

besides the photoshopped part, where did the pict come from? I had a couple more emailed me, but can't find a weblink to post them from.

[pnutchuck]

43. Not only is it going to leave a very crappy tan line, but it's scary too.

Yuckity yuck.

[miss_kitty]

44. I pretty much knew it was going to be this pic before I opened the link

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

48. No, not even in the bedroom.

Not even if I had the body to show it off.

[mongo]

55. How about a nice men's g-string?

We sell g-strings and a few styles of thongs for men - and they do sell.

I've never seen a men's suspender thong though...

[Wapsie B]

58. Not really looking for a g string for guys

maybe for women. Now amateur movies are what I'm into. I remember surfing around your site before. Cool.

[immoderate]

49. It's a glaucoma treatment, no?

--IMM

[uppityperson]

50. Glaucoma treatment for him or us?

I think I'd smear vaseline all over my glasses if I had to look. Check out the amused woman behind him.

[scarlet_owl]

51. Uh, that's pretty grody.

[JI7]

52. EWWWWWWWWW I would dump any guy who wore that

YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that is disgusting. no man could look attractive in that no matter how attractive the might be.

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. No Fucking Way

let me repeat that: No Fucking Way. Hell, I don't like speedos what makes you think I would wear that.

:)

[MuseRider]

56. Oh My God! I hope my

husband does not choose today to lurk here. It took me and the kids years to talk him out of his speedo! He looked as good as you can in one of those but GAG! I HATE speedos but this is worse. Someone needs to clue this guy in on bikini waxing, that would put a stop to it real fast.

[MissHoneychurch]

57. Let me put it that way ... Not in a million years

:puke:

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. Now this site has much nicer looking men modeling...

http://nawtythings.com/sensualbody_men7.html :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

60. And here is a thinner guy wearing what appears to be the same model...

But I still don't like them. :hi:

[uppityperson]

64. They still make me laugh, imagining them going "sproingggg"

Pull the straps, let go, sproingggggggg

why, just why?

[philosophie_en_rose]

61. I'd recommend it.

Not for me. But for you. It'd look great, I swear!


:D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

62. Not as bad as "Cleaver Pants". Can't find any photos of them.

[Telly Savalas]

63. Please excuse me while I go pluck out my eyeballs...

such that I may never have to see such a sight again.

[all.of.me]

66. looks like a sling shot that's ready to fly up and

swat him in the face!

boing!

[sakabatou]

67. Just no.... no...