Tired of stealth prosthletizing by the fundies? "Blessed Day" et al?

[Richardo]

Do what your Uncle Richardo does: I sometimes throw a "Praise Allah" into the conversation just for effect.

I usually place it where a "Thank God" would go. ("I finally found my wallet, praise Allah!")

Always fun to check out the reaction. Especially if they KNOW you're not Muslim. :D

Yes, I'm easily amused.

[Worst Username Ever]

1. I LIKE it.

:hi:

[Richardo]

18. Thanks, WUE

:hi: (Still one of my top ten favorite DU usernames.)

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. I'm going to use that

:D

[Richardo]

13. Please do, Dark_Leftist

:bounce:

[MuseRider]

3. That is GOOD!

I like it and I am going to use it.

[Richardo]

12. Thank you and please do, MuseRider

God knows my efforts to re-introduce the phrase "I'm hip" into pop culture have gone NOWHERE! :grr:

[Bunny]

4. Reckon that goes over pretty big in Texas, huh?

:toast: Good one, Richardo!

[Richardo]

14. You know it, little lady!

Glad you like it... :D

[Shell Beau]

5. Yeah use it, they shouldn't get offended if they don't expect you to.

Although I think most people mean no ill will when they stuff like that, people shouldn't assume everyone wants to have a blessed day.

[uppityperson]

6. Jesus saves......box tops

count me amongst the easily amused too

[arwalden]

9. Green Stamps

[uppityperson]

11. That's it, all I could think of was food stamps

too much reading about poverty level people. Edited to add, one of my favorite swear phrases in the past was "jesus in hot tub" but I stopped and now do "rats, rats mice and gerbils" which also gets looks.

[skygazer]

23. I'm partial to "Christ on a sidecar!"

Which I actually picked up from my mother, who was a devout catholic (not too devout to use the lord's name in vain, evidently, but devout in her way).

[TheMightyFavog]

16. Jesus Saves....

Iginla takes the rebound, shoots, and SCORES!!!!!!

[trof]

21. Jesus saves, Moses invests.

[TlalocW]

I found my obsidian-trimmed knife

Glory to Quetzalcoatl!

TlalocW

[Richardo]

15. Happy Cinco de Mayo you Aztec madman, you!

:toast:

[Pool Hall Ace]

7. Hee hee - good one.

When I lived in Gaithersburg, Maryland, the Arby's Restaurant at the local mall had "Witnessing the King of Kings" print out at the bottom of the receipt. Once when I was there with a friend, she pointed it out to the cashier and said, "Are they talking about Elvis?"

[BOSSHOG]

8. "Thanks to the Constitution you will"

I've only had one opportunity to use that line but I'll keep it in my evil liberal repertoire.

[Richardo]

19. You *are* an evil liberal, Chief!

Kepp on keepin' on. Thanks for your service :patriot:

[Lizzie Borden]

10. KICK!!!

Love it! }(

[Misunderestimator]

17. Will do.

Thanks for the suggestion. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Religious humor is FUN!

I like to throw in Buddha to the conversation every now and then.

But your suggestion is great, esp. considering all the anti-Muslim feeling.

Praise Allah! Hey, I figure God doesn't mind what name we call him by.

[txaslftist]

22. Heh. I like that one.