I am the most elite member of DU.

[antigone382]

I am so elite that I am in my own, one-person clique, that no one else is good enough to be a part of. Nobody ever responds to any of my posts, because they all know, deep down inside, that they are not good enough to enter into a discussion with the likes of me. And if anyone ever DOES have the audacity to reply to a post of mine, I will merely raise my eyebrows in disdain as I ignore them, and continue being the greatest and most significant DUer, ever.

So there.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. I am now responding to your post

so that's that for that line of reasoning. :P

[antigone382]

2. I am only replying to your post to inform you of your unworthiness.

So don't think it's because you're special, or anything.

:P

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. Thank you

I wallow in unworthiness.

[antigone382]

4. You're welcome. Now go away.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

5. *RUNS AWAY SHRIEKING* n/t

[Debi]

6. I have more posts than you and have been here longer

You are obviously beneath me. You are swampbottom.

[antigone382]

7. Ahem...my superiority to you has nothing to do with my post count.

My eliteness was recognized from the very first; your higher post count is indicative of your propensity to run at the mouth, as it were. *I*, on the other hand, do not need to actually say anything to be elite. I merely sit at my computer desk in august silence, as the inferior DUers run about chattering amongst their plebeian little selves.

Now, begone, while I disdain you.

[Debi]

10. Wow, I never knew someone could fit an entire tray of ice cubes

up their ass! :scared:

[antigone382]

11. That's one of the perks and privileges of being elite.

But you'll never understand that, will you?

Shoo.

[Debi]

13. Ouch

I just pictured what I said x(

I bow down to you for that!

You are the elite of the elite - could I get you to cool down this soda please? :spray:

[antigone382]

15. Sure...allow me to step off my throne for a moment...

...(This isn't going to be pretty)...

[Debi]

22. OMG

:spray:

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I have more posts and have been here less time than you.

You know what to do.

[Debi]

9. Okay, but this will cost you double the regular rate

:dilemma:

[antigone382]

12. How DARE you enter my thread without paying proper respect to me?

The PROPER protocol would have entailed responding to ME first, giving me an opportunity to insult your obvious inferiority.

Your punishment: 60 lashes with a cat'o-nine'GD thread.

(P.S. The Greatest and Most Significant Member of DU adores your screenname. Now get lost.)

[kick-ass-bob]

29. And who are you again?

You must bow down as well.
You may be elite, but as it was discussed ad nauseum earlier, I am aristocracy.

[Guaranteed]

14. YES.

That is EXACTLY how I feel about myself. :)

[antigone382]

16. It may be how you *feel* about yourself, however...

...in my case, it is actually the truth.

:P

[Guaranteed]

17. Sorry, I'm better than the truth.

I don't have time for that shit. :)

[antigone382]

18. I would respond with a sufficiently cruel and biting comeback....

...however, you aren't worth it.

Besides, I have to go outside to play with puppies...how about THAT?

[Guaranteed]

19. My computer has stopped transmitting your responses. nt

[alexisfree]

20. WOW!!!!!!!! IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spank:

[antigone382]

24. That's right. In your unwashed plebeian face.

Now, please remove yourself from my thread. Your crude nature offends my delicate sensibilities.

(this is the point at which, if DU had a snob smiley, I would use it)

[Zomby Woof]

21. Oh hush

;-) :hi: Antigone!

[antigone382]

25. Uh uh...no more Ms. Nice Girl from me!

It's time I got the respect and adoration that is due to me.

However, you may be my fan boy if you like.

[In_The_Wind]

23. so there !

to you too

:hi:

[antigone382]

26. Hmph!!! You lounge riff-raff, thinking you own the place...

...Running around roughshod, stinking up the community, lowering property values!

It's high time someone put you in your place.

[In_The_Wind]

27. I Already Am ~ thank you !

[bridgit]

28. cool...

[antigone382]

33. You have interrupted my poolside champagne sipping.

Go away, or I'll sick Fifi on you:



Kill, Fifi, kill!

[khashka]

30. I can't quite reach your heights

So I am only the second most elite DUer. No one responds to my posts because they all know that they can not hope to match my wit, charm, and devastating intelligence. Once in a while some ambitious person will attempt to speak to me - and becomes,briefly, cool. But they all end up sinking back into the muck that everyone but me inhabits. It's a sad state of affairs, but such is life

And now I think of it, you're pretty much the same.... just a sad little wannabe. How tragic. Almost amusing in a sense, but not quite.

Khash, sneering.

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Hah!

Even your sneer is second rate! And I replied to your post...Double Whammy1!!!

;) :hi: :P

[khashka]

32. I can outsneer you any day

You grumpy old hag!

So you replied to my post? Really? I didn't notice. I guess it was just one of those oh-so-sad efforts that people make to raise themselves above their stations. Always doomed to fail.

Although, I have briefly, momentarily, raised you out of the muck by responding to your post. Count yourself lucky and enjoy it while it lasts.

Khash.

:)

[antigone382]

34. Oh, how cute...you're trying to out-elite me.

I'm sorry, but to be elite, your smell must not be roughly equivalent to that of a three week old ham and cheese sandwich.

You're mucking up my lawn. Get lost, before I call the authorities.

[khashka]

36. Did somebody post something?

Oh, it was that antigone person! Hmm, yes. Did it speak? Can it speak? Never mind, it's too far beneath me to even consider.

Khash.

[antigone382]

37. Which is why you came crawling to MY thread in the first place...

...umm, excuse me...your desperation is showing.

:P

[khashka]

40. So sad.

All threads are my threads if I condescend to read them or post to them.

Your claiming that this thread is your thread is pathetic but quite understandable - a desperate attempt to "be somebody". But by making this thread "yours" you implicitly admit that the other threads are "not yours" thus reinforcing the fact that you're one of the little people, the common herd. Like a two year old grabbing something and yelling "MINE!"

I feel pity for you....

Khash.

[antigone382]

41. I simply refuse to lay claim to filth that is beneath me.

This thread is worthy of me, as opposed to the threads generated by the rabble. I wouldn't want to own all those other, lesser threads; however if doing so makes you feel more elevated, that's perfectly all right, I suppose. Evidently you just aren't as discriminating as I am.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to enjoy a day of leisure, sunbathing by the pool, but your presence is disturbing me, much like a fly circling around my martini.

[bertha katzenengel]

35. Your name wouldn't be Heather, would it? ;-)

(y'know... the movie...)

[antigone382]

38. Movies? I don't watch...*movies.* I watch *films.*

tsk tsk tsk.

;)

[bertha katzenengel]

39. Excellent answer, Heather.

Next question: when people piss you off, do you ask them, "What is your damage?!"

[antigone382]

42. I don't know who this Heather girl is, but she sounds so far below me...

...that I really see no reason to care.

[khashka]

43. Two words and this thread dies

Corn Nuts....


Khash.