What do you want for a prize if you make the 15,000,000th post?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: What do you want for a prize if you make the 15,000,000th post?

I know you're up day and night worrying about this!:P

[kick-ass-bob]

1. good lord.

we just passed 14.5M not too long ago. :wow:

[Bossy Monkey]

10. We sort of skyrocketed to 14.9M, which wouldn't be too weird

except that the bulk of it happened before last night's Bushfest. Go figure.

[ClintonTyree]

2. Who signs the personalized copy of the gay agenda?

I've never seen it in book form, in fact I never really knew it existed, but who's going to sign it? That could be worth a lot of money on Ebay!
Anyone but Jeff Gannon or Drudge would do I guess.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Dunno, but as you're 10 away from 7,000 posts, we should argue about it

a while and do our part to get up to 15M.

Seriously (not that this calls for seriousness on any level), I think there's a difference between "personalized" (like those children's books where the child's name is put in the story) and "signed" (which means signed). But I was just going for a word that had rhythm; just hoping the joke works, like always.

[ClintonTyree]

7. Wow, thanks for the heads up...

I never really keep track, but any 1,000 milestone is pretty good. Gee, it's only taken me 4 1/2 years to get to 7,000. Not bad. I'm not what you'd call a prolific poster.

And I want the book signed, damn it! If I have to post my ass off to get it, I want it signed by the authors, whoever they are. ;)

[Bossy Monkey]

9. Maybe we can get the Queer Eye guys to do it

Or you can discuss it on your Ask me anything thread.:D

[underpants]

5. pssssst I think you would get a toaster anyway with that

so don't answer toaster

[Gyre]

3. A life might come in handy.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Since Skinner isn't really going to give away his dog, maybe I should

change that one to: Skinner comes to your house to say, "Get a life!" It's a nice Shatner reference at least.

[StaggerLee]

8. How about Maya's actual shirt autographed by her and John Edwards?

That would be the mutt's!

:P

[Bossy Monkey]

11. That could work; too late to edit now, though nt

[Bossy Monkey]

12. C'mon! Is fonny! nt

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Pitiful kick due to renewed germaneness nt