so what's in reagan's diary?

[sniffa]

wanna pLay? take your shot at some of his journaL entries.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1427310

[sniffa]

1. some snippets

2/15/84:
what's a guy gotta do to get his bedpan changed!? i'm so going to have mommy fire the nurse.

2/16/84:
the astroLoger says the nurse is good Luck so i'LL just have to Live with it.

2/29/84:
what in the heLL kind of day is this?

4/23/84: it's so LoneLy here in ovaL office... i haven't been abLe to find the door knob in days.

5/2/84: what's a guy gotta do to get his bedpan changed!? i'm so going to have mommy fire the nurse.

5/3/84:
the astroLoger says the nurse is good Luck so i'LL just have to Live with it.

....

6/22/87:
some guy named oLLie keeps caLLing me - he swears he knows me but i don't remember the guy.

........

8/9/88:
tear down that waLL! tear down that waLL, woo! heh heh heh.

10/30/88:
i'm so getting a new nurse when i'm out of here.

[radwriter0555]

18. "Wham, wham, wham"

To quote someone else from this board...

Oh my gawd I laffed out LOUD!

[chickenscratching]

2. something nonsensical

due to Alzheimer's

[sniffa]

8. such as

'tear down that waLL, woo! heh heh heh'

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. omg! LOL!

You are so bad! :rofl:

[MarianJack]

4. It All Depends...

...on which crayons he had that day!

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7. jeLLy bean coLored?

[terrya]

5. Deleted post

Sorry

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. A lot of the entries probably look like this:

1/24/81: "This new movie I'm shooting seems like fun. The director says I should call him 'Poppy'. He gives me jellybeans. I like jellybeans. Time to take a nap."

[BurtWorm]

"I know how Cicero must have felt upon learning of Cato's self-inflicted

death..."










Nah!

[johnnie]

9. Possibly

Oct 20th, 1983. VP's son Georgie got arrested for cocaine again. He is about as smart as a slug, he will never amount to anything worth a shit.

Oct 25th, 1983. Georgie JR got out of the drug thing because of his old man. If that shit for brains ever does amount to anything worth a shit, it will be because of his dad. He is too much of an idiot to do anything on his own.

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10. *snicker*

that good.

[Dr.Phool]

11. I wonder why Nancy is spending so much time upstairs

With Frank Sinatra.

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12. she was known as the best ________

.. in hoLLywood.

[jonnyblitz]

15. the best WHAT in Hollywood?

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17. sounds Like

crow job

[jonnyblitz]

20. ha

crow job.

[LynneSin]

13. Who am I? Why am I in this big white house? Who are all these people?

THat sums up the Reagan administration circa second term.

[sniffa]

14. p'shaw!

try '82 on.

[radwriter0555]

16. "today, I golfed... I shot 3 over par. DAMN."

Double damn.

[sniffa]

19. SPAULDING!!!

farts! doubLe farts!