The Official "Words Used to Describe Ted Nugent" Thread

[CO Liberal]

Inspired by the thread where there was a debate over whether to call The Nuge an "asswipe" or an "assclown".

Put your word to describe Ted Nugent in a reply to this message by placing it in the subject line, as I have done in the two messages that follow this one. One word per message, please.

[CO Liberal]

1. Asswipe

[CO Liberal]

2. Assclown

[MercutioATC]

3. "Assclown"

It just sounds more ridiculous.

[rndmprsn]

4. Dinosaur, non-relevant, who?

i'm being really honest here, but most people under 30 have never heard of this weird little guy.

[CO Liberal]

5. You're Lucky

:-)

[Zuni]

6. shitbrain

[AntiCoup2K4]

19. Oh shit, is that like his new album cover or something?

Why don't we send him off to Iraq with his fucking guitar and see if that's what really happens :)

[Zuni]

34. Actually, Fallujah would probably collapse in fear

Cat Scratch Fever is a really BAD song

[CO Liberal]

7. Draft Dodger

He bragged about shitting his pants at his draft physical to get rejected.

[flvegan]

8. Shitspread

[MissMillie]

9. They don't make words slimy enough to describe him

:puke:

[flvegan]

10. Santorum

[BOSSHOG]

11. COWARD

[CO Liberal]

12. Child Molester

Or so it has been alledged.

[AFSCME girl]

37. Good one!

It amazes me that he never gets "called" on this. If it were a Democrat, Progressive, or Liberal, however......:mad:

[CO Liberal]

13. Moran

[Left Is Write]

14. Arrogant

[Left Is Write]

15. Self-important

[Left Is Write]

16. Loudmouth

[LynneSin]

17. Child Molesting Draft Dodging Republican

:D

[CrownPrinceBandar]

18. Draft-dodgin' Poopypants.

[jbane]

20. Very Ugly American

Guys like Nugent are why they hate us.

[LibertyLover]

21. Irrelevant has-been

[Goathead]

22. Homunculus n/t

[BiggJawn]

23. "Crap-Pants Fever!" (doo-do-dooooooo!)

:D

[flygal]

24. Idget

[Aiptasia]

25. seldom used word: Ribey...

[SlowDownFast]

26. I insulted him on his website forum

last month by posting:

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Praise Jeebus!

The embarrassment known as Ted Nugent has finally left Michigan (my homestate) for good (we hope)!

And where did you move, Ted? Crawford, Texas, of all places!

Well, now there'll be TWO (count'em, TWO!) village idiots in Crawford since you'll be neighbor of our commander-in-thief. You know the saying - "Birds of a feather..."

Good riddance, 'Nuge'.

signed,

a Michigander.

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Anyhow, AssClown himself took the bait and flamed back with something about "you're just another one of those Michael Moore lovin, liberal so-and-so's...etc".

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Parrcrow]

27. Has-Been (Never-should-have-been)

[tjwash]

28. Has been? I'll have you know he's doing the county fair circuit...

...Well, when any self respecting county fair would actually HAVE him, that is.

[Parrcrow]

30. That IS far better than I thought he was doing

although, how he can compete with a two-headed chicken in a jar is beyond me.

[tjwash]

31. He was hired as the warm-up act to the chicken wasn't he?

[Parrcrow]

33. only because the one footed duck was unavailable. n/t

[Neshanic]

29. Diseased

[Robeson]

32. Talentless.

[kmla]

35. A fetid, festering, piece of discarded, malodorous effluent.

Howzat?

[luvLLB]

36. well now, that just about says everything.

[MisterP]

38. crappy

in all senses of the word

[Jokerman]

39. No-Talent Ass Clown n/t

[matcom]

40. Cat-Scratch Loser

[youspeakmylanguage]

41. Definitely Assclown

Has-been rocker shoots endangered animals for fun, rants wingnuttery at NRA meetings and on the radio and to top it all off, he has a history of sleeping with underage girls.

Definitely Assclown.