SPECIAL Beat-Him-Like-A-Red-Headed-Stepchild POLL!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: SPECIAL Beat-Him-Like-A-Red-Headed-Stepchild POLL!

[Name removed]

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[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. No, I mean "beat" in the Road Runner-Wylie Coyote Sense. CARTOON.

I hear what you're saying. So if any moderator is reading this, I would hope that the satiric / sarcastic tone would let you KNOW I am NOT advocating "real" violence here.

And if it doesn't, I am NOT advocating "real" violence here.

:toast:

[sundog]

3. stop! you're offending red-headed stepchildren everywhere!

:P

[DistressedAmerican]

4. This Thread Is DOOMED, Doomed I Tell You!

They shut me down the other day just for using the phrase "Bitch Slap" in one. Good luck...

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. Oh, for Christ's sake

You kidding?

Oy.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. No I Am Not. It Was Explained To Me That Such Phrases

Are against the posting rules. Someone told me at the time that they pulled a thread called "Obama Bitch Slaps Bush" As well.

Apparently they are all Zero Tolerence these days.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. Me, too

I'm Zero Tolerance of idiotic kneejerk PC behavior.

So, what am I gonna do with these night-vision goggles?

[VelmaD]

5. I know Karl Rove...

I had him as a prof in grad school. Definintely needs to be beaten upside the head.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. No Shit?

[VelmaD]

8. Yup...

he taught Campaign Politics for a semester at the LBJ School of Public Affairs at the University of Texas. He was NOT invited back for a 2nd semester. He is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder.

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Crazy! I Guess You Didn't Know At The Time That He NEEDED

to be slapped stupid. Which I had him for a class. I'd have a pie ready every day!

[VelmaD]

12. Well, I wanted to beat him...

but I figured he wasn't worth the jail time. Plus I had a very good friend sitting next to me every day keeping me from climbing over the table and strangling Karl.

[Mugweed]

7. Without actually inciting violence against any...

I wouldn't cry if any of them met an untimely demise.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. Absolutely. This is a NON-VIOLENT poll.

If someone can read the "beat him like a red-headed stepchild" tag line and THINK that I am ACTUALLY advocating "REAL" violence, I fucking GIVE UP.

SERIOUSLY.

I know that the level of "Political Correctness" has skyrocketed in recent years, but this entire poll is a FUCKING JOKE. LIGHTEN UP, world!

As in "not real"

As in "not advocating real violence."

Sweet FUCKING Jesus.

:grr:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. So,

you mean you're NOT trying to find out who will join you on a clandestine mission to hunt down these people you mentioned and beat them?

Well, shit. Then this whole thread isn't fun any more...................

<putting away night-vision goggles>

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT, DAMMIT!

NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT
NON-FUCKING-VIOLENT

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Just So You Know I Am NOT FLAMING You. Just Offering Warning

based on my experience.

My poll was just inquiring whether it was "Pimp Slap" or "Bitch slap". Advocated hurting NOONE at all. Still got pulled by the mods. Hell, they may well pull this as well.

I thought it a bit crazy myself.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. I know, and I appreciate it...

...it just AMAZES me that with FUCKING KIDS dying every day in Iraq...and yes, if you are 18 and in the military you are a FUCKING KID...and with the WORST ECONOMY IN DECADES ($9.00 per hour jobs, anyone?) and with FUCKING PSYCHOTIC RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALIST ASSHOLES running RAMPANT, a JOKE like THIS becomes OUR FIRST FUCKING PRIORITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Color me FUCKING DISGUSTED.

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Hey Take Your Complaints To ATA! Oh Wait! ATA Is Dead!

Here's Just Fine!:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

21. You know what?

I've read some interesting stuff on DU lately.

About how Bill Clinton WAS NOT, and IS NOT, a GOD.

About how when Bill Clinton was President, out world WAS NOT perfect.

People were not employed. People did not have health care.

BUT I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK.

America may not have been "perfect" under Bill Clinton, but I want THAT America BACK.

[DistressedAmerican]

22. I've Always Felt That He Created His Own Problems. However...

I'd service him MYSELF if I could just have him back NOW!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. I got a post deleted the other night

In a thread about the skydiver who somehow managed to hit the wings of the propeller plane and had his legs severed, I just posted an idle curiosity about the person who might have been walking along, down below, and who got hit by two severed legs.

(watch this one go, too) :shrug: