I Don't Know What To Believe Anymore! What Do YOU Believe?

[DistressedAmerican]

Please name at least one thing that YOU believe to be true.

Just wondering. I'm so very confused!

Help!

[Hugin]

1. I believe I'll have another beer. ;) n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

OK I Believe That You Probably Will. Don't Disappoint Me!

:toast:

[Hugin]

9. The secret to belief is to keep those expectations low.

The only true optimists in the world are the pessimists.

Learned that the hard way.

[catzies]

28. Yes. I quote the great philosopher Matt Groening, from the seminal work

Work is Hell:

"If you keep your expectations tiny, you'll go through life without being so whiny."

[johnnie]

2. I believe everything

Except that you don't know what to believe.

[VelmaD]

3. I believe the children are our future

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I believe in the power of prayer to turn the head purple!

[Deja Q]

5. Nothing is absolute.

[DistressedAmerican]

19. When A Truck Smacks Your Ass Crossing The Street, That Is Absolute!

Nothing relative about that!

[Abelman]

6. On a bright sunny day

The sky is blue.

Gene Hackman is a terrific actor.

Parliamentary procedure is an effective way to run large group meetings.

Reubens are delicious.

[expatriot]

7. I believe Bush has our best interests in mind.... d'OH!!!

I give up.

[DistressedAmerican]

8. I Know NOT To Believe THAT!

[DrDebug]

10. I believe I am a living human being

And I believe that I'm communicating with you by pushing some buttons and then it gets transported to you.

[expatriot]

11. HaHa! you are WRONG again, you naive naive little DUer!

No one perhaps has read your little "oh-so-well thought out" postings!
Define "human being," perhaps you err there too!


Stick with believing that the children are our future. It's nicer and cuddlier.

[DistressedAmerican]

12. I'm Not So Sure They Are! They Can't Even Vote!

What have the children done for us lately?

Here's mine. My wife and I take care of her every need and will be doing so for some time. We are the freaking future!

[DrDebug]

23. But I don't have any children

So what you are saying is that I don't have a future????

[DistressedAmerican]

24. I Would Like To See Some Proof Of Your Claims. Maybe I'm Just Dreaming!

Pinch me!

[barb162]

13. cats are wonderful

[expatriot]

16. Three votes for that one right now in this house

2 cats and 1 human agree with that!

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I believe you shouldn't believe anything I believe.

Because I'm delusional. :crazy:

[DistressedAmerican]

15. That Does Strike Me As Good Advice!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. LOL! It is?

I guess I had a moment of clarity... now back to chasing green and blue moneys around my room....


DAMN IT DOWN MY HAIR BRUSH! It is NOT a TOY! :crazy:

[skygazer]

18. I believe you should believe nothing

Believe it or not! :silly:

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Why Do You Persist In Believing That? Stop It!

[Bok_Tukalo]

21. I believe there will come a time in my life when it simply does not matter

<ope>

[LiberallyInclined]

22. There is no god worthy of worship watching over us and our planet.

nt.

[Left Is Write]

25. I'm left-handed.

[DistressedAmerican]

26. I Have No Reason To Doubt That!

[Bossy Monkey]

27. I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract

Michael Stipe is my pope:
http://www.davemcnally.com/lyrics/REM/IBELIEVE.asp

[redqueen]

29. I believe the children are our future.

:P


on edit: dammit, VelmaD beat me... I gotta start reading before posting, even the silly threads. :)


Okay... I believe I'll have a few glasses of wine tonight. Yes INDEED!

[4_Legs_Good]

30. I want to believe...

Does that count?



And I Want to Believe
In the madness that calls now
And I want to Believe
That a light's shining through somehow

And I Want to Believe
And You Want to Believe
And We Want to Believe
And We Want to Live
Oh, We Want to Live

david

[DistressedAmerican]

31. Kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

32. Kick For The Believers!