Bush and the Missing Link

[jmowreader]

A group of scientists discovered an animal they thought could be the Missing Link between apes and man. But to prove it, they needed to mate it with a human.

None of the scientists would do it, so they put an ad in the paper: "$5 Million to Mate With Ape."

The next day, George W. Bush calls the lab.

"I have three conditions."

'Okay, let's hear them.'

"First, my wife must never know."

'No problem.'

"Second, the children must be raised in the teachings of Jack Van Impe."

'No problem.'

"And if I can pay in installments, I'm definitely in."