Awww...Jessica Simpson is doing commercials for Pizza Hut.

[terrya]

She's trading on her "I'm a fucking moron, and I'll just ride that and my lack of talent to the very top of American culture, since American culture is in the fucking toilet anyway" persona.

Boy, show business is wonderful. Scores of people in music and acting with talent scrambling to get that big break, but who cares about them, eh?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Think Shakespeare could make it today?

I don't.

[Hugin]

6. Nah, they'd criticize his spelling.

Bear baiting on the other hand would go over really well
with the peanut gallery.

[terrya]

9. Seriously? Nope. Shakespeare would be a colossal failure in this culture.

We'd never hear from him. He would vanish into utter obscurity.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Hey, without fucking morons, there'd BE no "show business"...

Seriously, if you want diamonds, you've gotta go down in the coal mines...

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[Jessica]

3. Didn't ...

she start doing their commercials in her whole "are buffalo wings made of buffalo?" phase? Like, I don't know, Jessica ... are they? :eyes:

[maveric]

4. "And Daddy says my cleavage is sooooo sexy!"

Further proof of the dumbing down of America.
Its ok to be stupid!

[Nicole]

5. her sister in one Pizza Hut commercial with her

[CO Liberal]

7. Her Sister Is A Few Pepperoni Slices Short of a Combo Pizza

:-)

[Kurovski]

12. And who's that?

She looks like Farrah Fawcett's middle-aged sibling.

[CO Liberal]

14. Her Kid Sister Ashlee

[MADem]

8. They say she is a singer

...but I've never heard anything she has warbled. I have seen clips of her reality show, and commercials showing the zits on her face for some product to cure that.

When you're old and farty, you get set in your ways. When I was a kid, I never understood why my parents liked to watch news, history, cultural and political programs instead of mindless sitcoms and variety programs (during the rare times when we had a tv--I spent most of my childhood without one!). Now, in my old age, I get it!

[DrDebug]

10. Good for her

Jessica is just as tasteless as the pizzas. They are a great match.

I loved that MTV series about her and her husband. I felt really sorry for him, because she proved to the whole world that she was incredibly stupid and lazy. I thought his name was Nick. He was a pretty nice guy after all, but he married the lost horrible woman you can imagine...

Luckily I don't have TV anymore for almost a year.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. Hey man, bash Simpson all you want.

But you stay the F*** AWAY FROM MY PIZZA!!! :evilgrin:

[swimmernsecretsea]

13. I think that's appropriate...

Cheesey, meat gets thrown on it, looks good but is bad for you, and spicy but in a fakey way...I think that describes them both! Don't you? Just don't have it every day or you'll get a coronary. Whoops. That sounds weird...