If you were a modern day unfrozen caveman or cavewoman

[MrScorpio]

What would shock and amaze you?

[Goathead]

1. It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.

Cirroc: < stepping out> It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. < approaches the jury box > Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. This fact --

That modern people think that "cave people" were primitive, stupid, and brutish.

When you consider that our ancestors had extensive art, crafts, small industries, cultures, languages, and were able to make trans-oceanic voyages and build stone monuments with multiple astronomical alignments, they weren't quite the dolts we modern people like to think they were.

--p!

[Joe Power]

3. Breast implants

:bounce: :bounce:

[Richardo]

4. Automatic sinks and toilets.

:)
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[flvegan]

5. Michael Jackson.

But then, he shocks and amazes me regardless.

[underpants]

6. The Gastineau Girls

I caught an episode last night and I still have no idea.......WHY?!?!?!

[Richardo]

7. They're scraping the layer of muck that sits on the bottom of the barrel

When the use that up, look out! :scared: