Things You'll Never Hear a DUer Say....

[Bouncy Ball]

Randi_Listener: I really hate the "f" word.

whoisalhedges: Man, if a guy were to try to smooch on me, I'd DECK him, right in the kisser!

JohnKleeb: I hate all y'all.

GOPisEvil: You know, golf is REALLY overrated.

Dookus: I just bought some tarot cards! Anyone want a reading?

sniffa: feet are gross....get your feet out of my FACE.

AngryAmish: The birds are singing so beautifully. Life is such a blessing. Everyone, I wish blessings upon you on this gorgeous day and may the birds of happiness sing in your ear forevermore!

WindRavenX: I was wrong. Sox RULE.

bertha katzenengel: Cats are piece of shit bastards. They puke in my shoes, and I'm sick to death of them. Screw it, who wants a cat?

LynneSin: I was so freaking pissed off my migas didn't have any onions in them! DAMMIT.

Maddy McCall: Oooooo gay guys creep me out with all their....gayness.

MrsGrumpy: Fuck everyone in the whole world. What are you looking at? Go the fuck away.

BigMcLargeHuge: I think all that Japanese sword shit is so stupid.

newyawker99: Hey let's start a sex thread! NO NEWBIES!

ZombyWoof: I tripped a little kid today. Heh heh, it was funny.

arwalden: Me and Jesus had a little chat last night. So I guess you could say I found him. Have a blessed day.

Walt Starr: I made some new republican friends! We're going out to Hooters later for beer and wings. Gonna pinch the waitresses' ass.

madfloridian: Man, Dean is just really pissing me off.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Bouncy Ball..."I think my lips need to be fatter, so I'm off to the

plastic surgeon's" :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Berry true.

:hi:

(I mean, very true that I wouldn't say that! LOL!)

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I DID tell somebody to shut up today...

Honestly. ;) :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. You said this?

Fuck everyone in the whole world. What are you looking at? Go the fuck away.

[ScreamingMeemie]

114. No. I have never said that.

;) :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

oops

:hi:

[LynneSin]

23. MrsGrumpy: Bret Farve is so overrated and those cheeseheads are NUTS

:D

[xmas74]

125. I'm w/ MrsGrumpy on that.

I would never say anything bad about my team or my fave quarterback Bret (who I love to stare at all day long. OMG he is hot!)

[Misunderestimator]

94. dang, wrong spot

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Dammit, I put a lot of work into this.

And early in the morning, no less.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Sundog: I like Bouncy Ball best!

:P

dolo amber: No really, I'm serious.

left is write: I forgot to work out today and I ate an ice cream sundae :)

SOteric: I'll have a burger and fries - just plain, please.

DS1: Have a nice day.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. DS1: I love all of you so much.

sundog: I really don't like JimmyJazz or progmom but I'm afraid they'll kill me if I tell the truth: that I worship Bouncy Ball from her wonderfully thick beautiful hair down to her cutesy-pootsy widdle toes!

[JimmyJazz]

12. WOW - That other planet you live on....

Is it a nice place? :P

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Oh yeah well you live on Uranus.

[DS1]

80. Only when I'm falling down drunk

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

84. Oh, so you're one of

"those" - :o

[DS1]

88. Only on Thursday

:7

[Bouncy Ball]

113. Damn, I missed you loving me.

Oh well. Next Thursday, you hunk of burnin' love.

[DS1]

126. .

:wtf:

[Bouncy Ball]

132. I love it when you write that much!

It shows you care......




:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

10. .

I am a ass

[progmom]

19. meh

she didn't mention me either.
we're too cool to be in JJ's post. B-)

[JimmyJazz]

30. No - you are not an ass!

Although you have a very cute one!

Your feelings were hurt, darling and you let me know. I'm sorry.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[miss_kitty]

46. pre A.M. coffee sensitivity

:P

[Aristus]

7. Skittles:

"Come over here and let me caress your sweet ass!"

[miss_kitty]

8. since no one will invoke MY name if history is an accurate guage

miss_kitty: "Thanks for thinking of me in each and everyone of these threads. It always makes my day to know I am so popular at DU after over 7100 posts in eight months. Glad to know it wasn't a waste of time, and that I REALLY make an impression around here. You all are too fucking thoughtful and kind."

[Bouncy Ball]

11. miss_kitty: I fucking hate cats.

Incoherent babble, incoherent babble, incoherent babble.

You make too damn much sense to make fun of miss_kitty! I even thought of you, but all your posts are just so damn RATIONAL!

:loveya:

P.S. miss_kitty in all the "What you'll never hear a DUer say" threads, I have NEVER seen my name mentioned. Ever.

[miss_kitty]

16. never in any name threads

stick a DUer's name in here-cram it up your ass over there-NO ONE EVER BRINGS ME UP! I've tried posting more, I've tried not posting. It makes no diff.

Thanks for the mention, but I have to say "If I have to bring it up..."

Fairly pathetic on my part. x(

[Mutley]

31. i'm still fairly new

but no one brings me up either... but oh well.

[miss_kitty]

43. hey

If i were still posting like i did before i realised NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, i'd be at 14,000 easily. i've posted wads of stuff here, and meh-it does not matter. Now I'm keeping the best stuff for myself. DU gets my throwaways.

[Mutley]

56. it really doesn't bother me anymore

it used to a few years ago but i realized i had to stop caring or i'd end up going down the psychological shitter.

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Wha???

This is all hitting me out of the blue. I didn't mean any offense.

I won't start these kinds of threads anymore, sorry!

:-(

[Mutley]

41. not offended

just showing people you may have missed they're not alone...

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

42. My post was to miss_kitty, did I put it in the wrong place?

I am forever doing that!

[Mutley]

47. oh

nevermind... i wasn't paying enough attention... sorry

[miss_kitty]

50. Thank you

that is sweet. But I have a hard time with these popularity threads, because they're a reminder to me as to just how unpopular I am.

Hell, if I posted in another forum all the time, it would not bother me. But I post almost exclusively in the LOUNGE. I used to post 40 or more times a day, on average, for the first 4 months here. So it's not like Iv'e been off in a corner, or posting one day a week.

[Mutley]

52. i've always been unpopular

even in online communities...

but i don't care.

[miss_kitty]

58. well I was unpopular growing up

but I've be ok with my level of attention throughout my adult years. I also came from a website where I was an admin and you know, people sought me out. I know the dynamic on a website with 1400 members is a bit different from this, but fuck-like I said, I have posted my ass off. I respond to other people And I have been told I am funny and clever. If people would just say, "You are not funny, and you are as thick asd pig shit," I wouldn't have the expectation that people would actually THINK TO INCLUDE ME in the fun and games.

[Mutley]

62. i stopped expecting

to be included long before i found out about DUs existence. I just come to entertain myself and thats it.

[miss_kitty]

63. well, you're a wiser woman than I, mutley_r_us!

:hi:

[Mutley]

66. .

:D

[miss_kitty]

53. I have never been global on this, because my feelings were hurt too badly

But I've given JJ a big earache over it. and it's not her problem. Nor is it yours.

I take responsibility for my own feelings, but I felt like lashing out and spilling my guts this morning. especially after I saw someone the other day, who ALWAYS gets mentioned in these types of threads say words to the effect "Post quickly, before some cry baby starts whining about their feelings being hurt, and the thread gets locked."

No harm, no foul BB.

[progmom]

71. fwiw

I agree - that post you're referencing was terribly offensive.

[miss_kitty]

79. Thankyou progmom

I'm glad some else saw it. And IIRC, it's someone I like, so I chalked that one up to "Hmmmm-someone who has No. Fucking. Clue."

:hi::loveya:

[progmom]

81. i would have to use past tense with that verb

liked.

:hi:

present tense, though, for you, my friend!!! :loveya:

[miss_kitty]

98. yeah. I thought it was someone else

you are right on the tense. I stand corrected...

[Taxloss]

49. I feel a little ignored as well.

But it's probably the fact that I don't post much.

And it's better to not be spoken of than to be spoken ill of.

[miss_kitty]

70. Wow! I always heard that if they're not talking about you...

...you must be dead!

:P

[sakabatou]

14. Any DUer:

I'm going to vote Republican next election...

[NewJeffCT]

122. Or...

That George Bush is really a hardworking, misunderstood genius.

or

Dick Cheney is hot!

or

Karl Rove is the sexiest man alive.

or

Condi Rice is the best Secretary of State ever.

or

You know, I think John Ashcroft was a better AG than Bobby Kennedy or Janet Reno and Gonzalez will be the best of all.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Bouncy Ball: Beast Man, you repulse me!

[Bouncy Ball]

35. True, I would never say that.

:loveya:

[NoPasaran]

17. Tierra_y_Libertad

You know, Hillary Clinton is really starting to grow on me.

[Bouncy Ball]

44. NoPasaran: I love PETA.

;-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. greatauntoftriplets....

I hate kids.

[progmom]

22. greatauntoftriplets:

don't i look gorgeous in my avatar pic?

[greatauntoftriplets]

32. LOL, it's Bobby Sands....

;)

You look great, Kate.

[progmom]

72. oh - i know

and i saw some reference the other day to people thinking that was actually you. very funny! :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

76. So I thought.....

But I saw yet another opportunity to make it perfectly clear.

;)

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

20. NSMA: Those damn illegals are taking our jobs!

[BurtWorm]

28. Balbus: Please call them people of illegality.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

54. *snort*

u a funny man, Burtworm!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

55. *snort*

u a funny man, Burtworm!

[LynneSin]

67. NSMA: No Lynne, I am not a Lesbian, why did you think that?

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

21. Bouncy Ball: Please don't make me at those migas - they're a real turnoff

:eyes:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. qnr:

Windows XP ROCKS! You need NO other operating system!

[Bouncy Ball]

40. LMAO!!!

[johnnie]

25. Let me play..

LongGrain- "I don't have any pictures of myself to post today"

HEyHEY- "No really, I am serious this time"

matcom- "I ran out of weird news stories to post. Does anyone know where I can find any?"

LynneSin- "Led Zeppelin should have just gave it up after their first album"

XNASA- "Clapton is God"




:shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

39. I thought of a few of those, especially the matcom one.

But you put it better than I could!

[CO Liberal]

26. CO Liberal

"Weight-loss surgery is a SWELL idea!"

"Woody Allen is a great man."

"Adam Sandler is SO-O-O-O-O-O funny!"

"I just bought the new Eminem CD - ask me anything!"

:-)

[LynneSin]

27. JimmyJazz: yuck Sushi is just horrible food

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

34. I think you forgot:

JJ: The Clash suck hairy goat balls!





BTW - what are you doing next Tuesday?

[LynneSin]

45. Having dinner at Mikimotos with some loser I met from DU

:eyes:

[Huckebein the Raven]

29. JimmyJazz: DL, stop flirting with me

:P

[LynneSin]

33. GOPisEvil: Butterscotch Krimpets are the work of the devil

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

38. He'd also say "I HATE TASTYKAKES!"

LOL

[-..__...]

37. "I just came back from hunting cats... ask me anything"

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. progmom: "You just heard the latest from Ashlee Simpson..."

[progmom]

73. hee hee!

:loveya:

[arwalden]

51. That Was Funny Quote From ARWalden...

... ya big screwball!

[Bouncy Ball]

92. I knew you'd like it sweetie!

:hug: Where ya been?

[arwalden]

110. Just A Quick (And Busy) Vacation.

[Misunderestimator]

57. Misunderestimator: That Mel Gibson is a HOTTIE!

[hunter]

75. Ughhhhhhhh, I am sick.

That's the most offensive post on this thread yet.

:puke:

Okay, I'll play...

Hunter: "Mel Gibson's Passion was a masterpiece!"

or even less likely:

"It is a violation of our civil rights to exclude theories of creation and intelligent design from public school science textbooks. Our state religion is not atheism; we are not Godless communists. Our nation was founded on Christian principals, and among these principals we all share a faith in One Creator. It says so right in our Constitution, and that's why our money says In God We Trust and that is why our pledge of allegience includes the words under God."

[Misunderestimator]

85. LOL... Misunderestimator: "'The Passion' showed me the way to God."

[hunter]

90. She has joined the singles group at her AOG.

I've heard there's a cute guy in the group who is really something special behind the church BBQ.

[Misunderestimator]

91. And it is my undying wish to submit to him completely.

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

59. I could get really snarky, but I won't!

:o

NSMA: the Minutemen are patriots

Misunderestimator: pharmacists have the right not to dispense birth control if it conflicts with their religion

jonnyblitz: Christians are persecuted on DU. Just leave them alone!

WillPitt: Yankees fans are the classiest fans in baseball

matcom: scotch is a vile drink

Ignored: why don't you tell me about all about YOU? I want to hear EVERY detail.

Ignored: I just love ALL Red Sox fans and the security at Fenway is top notch.

[Misunderestimator]

60. LOL at the ignoreds!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

61. There's a couple of others but

I don't feel like getting alerted on today so I'll practice some restraint. :-)

[Misunderestimator]

64. Restraint... Is that just another "thing you would never say?"

:D (and that's the pot calling the kettle...) ;)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

69. Hee Hee

yep-not shooting my mouth off has always been a challenge.

[johnnie]

65. LOL

Ignored ones are great! Oh wait.. hmmm? Can you read this?..:).

[Arkana]

68. sniffa: You know, maybe I was wrong about lowercase "Ls."

[Kathy in Cambridge]

74. Here are some more:

Zuni: I would never set foot on FreeRepublic, and it's a waste of time posting links to freeper threads.

Bouncy Ball: we pay teachers too damn much

Co Liberal: "Fat Actress" is my favorite new show of the season.

arwalden: I freakin' HATE Elizabeth Montgomery

Kathy in Cambridge: The Yankees are my favorite team

Ignored: I really have a problem with misogyny and authoritarianism. Religion should just piss off and not interfere with women's rights.

Ignored: Every baseball season I embrace the Red Sox. They can do no wrong.

Ignored: Please don't pay attention to me.

[johnnie]

78. "Ignored: Please don't pay attention to me."

That one could be used a few times. :)
But..I like everyone here so....

[Kathy in Cambridge]

87. Most of mine could be used on lots of people

I like most people here too. Except for the people I don't like. :-)

[Zuni]

89. I got mentioned.Yay!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

93. ha! You're damn right I'd never say that!

:D

[progmom]

77. dolo amber: kevin smith is a hack.

whoisalhedges: modesty prevents me from revealing that.

yvr girl: no really - i would prefer it if you didn't flirt with me

progmom: i really am as wholesome as you all think i am - really!

[JohnKleeb]

82. I am surprised no one has used my hatred of the Yankees in one

Here's one I would NEVER say, "Ya know I think I may start rooting for the Yankees this spring"

[hunter]

95. Stop thinking about baseball and get back to work!

You are taking baseball-thinking time away from our President.

[JohnKleeb]

99. Fuck him

[RandomKoolzip]

83. dolo amber: "Boy, that techno....it's really monotonous, isn't it?"

ChavezSpeakstheTruth: "BEERSHOWER!!!!!!"

progmom: "Screw this jazz bullshit; it's Ryan Cabrerra and Usher from now on on MY show...."

Bouncy Ball: "Hmmmm......I'm tired of appearing in every thread. I think I'll take a DU break for a while."

JimmyJazz: "It just gets so hard sometimes, having to talk to people. I dunno....it's like a real burden to, like, go on living....sometimes I think the cost of staying alive outweighs the toll of having to endure the abyss that is day-to-day life. Everyone just leave me alone."

whoisalhedges: "Sugar Magnolia, blossoms blooming/ head's all empty and I don't care...."

asthmaticeog: "Amphetamine Reptile were just a cheap Touch and Go knock-off with inferior bands, none of whom could write a single decent melody, excpt for maybe Halo of Flies (in their mod mode)."

Skinner: "Thanks. (n/t)"....oh, wait....He says that all the time! What was I thinking?

[Bouncy Ball]

97. Appearing in every thread?

Huh?

[RandomKoolzip]

100. Don't be coy....

You really get around......uh, not like that....you know what I mean.

Yer very popular and I can count on you to appear in 80-83% of every thread I view. it's not an insult, relax.

[Bouncy Ball]

106. I must have missed some threads!

;-)

I'm simply on DU far too much. Speaking of, this is a great time to kick myself in the butt and go run some errands!

[RandomKoolzip]

108. Nope...I just did a search.

You are on every thread extant, except for three threads in the "Mark Warner 08 Group."

[Bouncy Ball]

112. Ok NOW you're just making shit up!

LOL! That's pretty good, you almost got me with that. I can't even tell you the last time I was in GD: Politics or LBN.

:rofl:

Who is Mark Warner?

[RandomKoolzip]

Who is Mark Warner?!

YOU started the damn group! :cry: Why must people make no sense?!? :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

101. RKZ - "no, you keep it....I've had enough"

[RandomKoolzip]

111. Jimmy Jazz: "the Clash? Ooooh, I dunno. They sound too violent....

I think I'll continue listening to Brewer and Shipley, thank you very much."

[hunter]

86. WilliamPitt: I am writing a book on Chemtrails.

I am hiring JohnKleeb to be my research assistant, and he will be proofreading all the scientific work, especially the mathematical equations and statistics. The writing will be terse. I promise there will be an equation, a diagram, or table of hard, cold statistics on every page. I do not want anyone to accuse me of "spinning" this important discussion. Just the facts, Ma'am.

[Misunderestimator]

96. LynneSin: I would never make a bet where the loser has to do something

really, really silly... :silly:

[Radical Activist]

102. RevActs04: People need to be more serious on DU. Lets ban the Lounge!

[RevolutionaryActs]

104. *snort*

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

103. FarceOfNature: I'm so sick of all these flame wars! I hate arguments!

;)

[Runcible Spoon]

139. Radical Activist: It's 3 a.m. and the mods are asleep.

We have to be responsible and police ourselves. That means NO SEX THREADS. PERIOD.

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. The Maddy one makes me giggle. OK, they all make me giggle.

progmom: Screw Dizzy, it's all about Britney!

miss_kitty: Can someone help me with this HTML code? I can't seem to figure it out.

Radical Activist: I will not get you a lapdance. What do you take me for, some cheap ho?

Bouncy Ball: I LOVE FREEPERS!

[JimmyJazz]

107. Excellent Miss_Kitty response!

The others are great, too. LOL :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

116. :D

As I was scrolling through I saw her name and it came to me! :7



Edit: I just read some of her replies, saying no one mentions her! OMG I didn't know that. Too funny, I'm psychic! Or is that psycho? :shrug:

[Radical Activist]

109. Imenja: Guess what? I'm going on elimidate next week!

[NoPasaran]

115. ForrestGump

Elvis. meh. Let's talk about Oasis

[Bouncy Ball]

118. NoPasaran bringing the funny.

Here's one:

NoPasaran: Guys, I need to talk about my feelings for a while. Can anyone hug me? Group hug? Hey if I post my picture will all of you compliment me?

[JohnKleeb]

117. RevActs: Ok Kleeb, I will tell you if I like you since a woman always tell

Another Rev
"Damnit stop flirting with me, I dont like that"

[Radical Activist]

133. LOL

[JohnKleeb]

137. Its actually a complete reverse thing of what she said last night

"I wont tell you, a woman never tells".

[fudge stripe cookays]

119. reprehensor:

"GOD I hate science fiction!"

or

"That Coldplay song 'Clocks' rules! I could listen to it over and over again!"

Sorry- he hangs out in GD mostly, so this is from personal experience. Trust me.

FSC

[EstimatedProphet]

120. EstimatedProphet:I really hate the Grateful Dead

I hate science fisction too
And I really hate to cook, especially barbecuing!
And I absolutely refuse to drink!

[JimmyJazz]

123. I think you meant to say:

EP: The Grateful Dead suck hairy goat balls.


:o

[EstimatedProphet]

129. I'm not sure what hairy goat balls are

Are they like meatballs?

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

121. LynneSin: "Where the heck did I put my Buster Keaton collection?"

:hi:

[Susang]

124. LoZoccolo: Oasis Sucks!

n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

127. GoddessOfGuinness: "Have a nice cold Miller Lite"

[Amaya]

128. StopTheMorans:

U2 is the best band EVER!
I've gotta HUGE crush on Bono!


:)

[Lavender Brown]

130. ET Awful: Aren't my cats ugly?

[sakabatou]

131. sakabatou: Man, Japanese sucks!

[Lilith Velkor]

134. arwalden is fucking Jesus?!

:wow: :party: :bounce: :thumbsup: :applause: :woohoo:

I'm so glad he snuck back in, I was so worried when they deported him. Way to go ducky! :yourock:

[bertha katzenengel]

135. Bouncy, you're not going to believe this, but . . .

we frequently refer to the cat who has just pissed us off as "you little shit" or "furry little bastard." So in reality, you're not too far off.

:bounce:

I am vain -- it is so fun to have been found mentioned in this thread!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

136. StopTheMorans: I HATE Copycat threads!

[Aiptasia]

138. Aiptasia: Anyone seen my skull and bones tie?