Who here is in a tacky mood?

[BikeWriter]

I think I'll hang a Velvet Elvis over my fireplace. Do you have any tacky ideas?

[Bronco69]

1. Don't forget to wrap your furniture in plastic!

:-)

[Heidi]

2. You've just reminded me . . .

that I need to fire up the lava lamp and invest in new beaded curtains for our home. Thanks, BikeWriter!

[demnan]

3. Yeah

I want to get one of those lawn ornaments of a fat woman's ass. Stir up my condo neighbors a bit.

[Heidi]

4. Oh, you're wicked, demnan!

I strongly urge you to do it! Persnickety neighbors absolutely _need_ to see one of those "garden butts" on a daily basis!

[LiberalEsto]

5. I, for one,

will hang nice lacy "modesty diapers" on my flock of pink plastic flamingos this weekend. No more satanic naked flamingos on MY lawn!

[blindpig]

6. you make me grieve

that I tore up the shag carpeting when we moved into the new place. Wall to wall, every room. A different color in every room. Just a little dry rot.

How about a velvet of Jesus, Elvis & Hank Jr sharing a bucket of KFC with Hank Sr looking down beautifically upon them?(thanx, Rev Billy)

[JimmyJazz]

7. You are going to need some of these:

[LiberalEsto]

8. Aaaaaah! Naked flamingos!

Listen up you godless promoter of flamingo nudism:

Get some panties on those birds, pronto.
Otherwise I will burn my velvet "Crying Clown" picture, and it will all be YOUR fault.

[blindpig]

9. we've got a dozen of those

we're hoping they'll breed, and wondering how.