I've Decided to be Evil

[Kire]

Here's my Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.




What's yours?
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[Fleshdancer]

1. I blackmail a powerful and rich ceo for POWER!

Evil Plan (tm)

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal United Nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.