I woke up to find I have a flat tire

[flamingyouth]

Naturally I had to be somewhere at 9 this morning...

And the next person who tells me that "God doesn't give us more than we can handle" is going to get punched in the face.

:argh:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. God doesn't give us more than we can handle

[flamingyouth]

5. Lucky for you

You're too far away. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. heh heh

:)

Sorry about the flat. That sucks.

[Fenris]

2. Oh no!

I wish I was there. I can change tires! :7

:(

:hug:

[flamingyouth]

8. Well, I'm waiting for the mobile service guy now

Too bad you can't make it over...

[Fenris]

10. ...

:(

[skygazer]

3. I wouldn't tell you that

However, I would point out that whenever god closes a door, he opens a window. :hide:

[flamingyouth]

12. With my luck, that window would have a brick thrown through it

:eyes:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. I've definitely had that happen to me.

Annoying as all hell. I'm very sorry. :hug:

[flamingyouth]

13. Thank you

:)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Awww...

:hug:

I wish I could do more than offer long distance support. You've been through way too much.

So, uh, who did you piss off in a former life? :pals:

[flamingyouth]

15. I have no idea...

But I just got an email from someone who told me that "Mercury is in retrograde." It's her answer for everything. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. People who say that are dopey

there's 6 billion of us...do you really think if there is a God that God deals in flat tires? We're like an ANT FARM to that God

[flamingyouth]

11. I've had three or four people tell me that in the past week

In the past year, I've lost track. In fact, I think I even got a *card* with that on it last year.

[Mizmoon]

9. fixaflat

got several cans in my car and don't let anyone tell you that you can't drive on it for long - I've gone for months on a fixaflat treated tire.

[flamingyouth]

16. But I'd have to drive somewhere to buy that.

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Good advice...I agree

[HEyHEY]

14. Allah would not deal the impossible

[bertha katzenengel]

18. WHO said that to you?! I'll drop a kitten on him who will KICK HIS ASS!

:mad:

[Zenlitened]

19. "God doesn't give us more than we can handle" translates as...

"Jeez, I don't know what to tell ya. Sucks to be you, I guess. Um, can we talk about something elese now?"

:D

[ZenLefty]

21. You know, Buddha doesn't give us more than we can handle

O8)

[flamingyouth]

23. Don't you wish Buddha would intervene more?

:D

[ZenLefty]

24. I just want him to return the tools he borrowed.

I've been looking for my spare can of Fix-a-flat for months now!! :o

[Spider Jerusalem]

22. Better proverb (can't remember where I heard it):

God pisses down the back of your neck every day, but he only drowns you once.

[luvLLB]

25. my father made me change a tire, among other things, before

he would let me drive. I can change tires, batteries, belts, brakes,oil, radiators, you name it. I'm really glad Dad did that, because now, as a 45 year old woman, i can take care of it myself. (dad's plan was for me not to need a man.)