Mo Paul wants to be YOUR President, what can I promise you?

[mopaul]

that's right, i'm officially throwing my hat into the ring for 08, or anytime before that, and i want to get in all my baby kissing and promising early on in the game.

so, post your list of things you'd like me to promise that i will do as your leader and protector if so elected fairly, or otherwise.

[davidinalameda]

1. will RuPaul be your VP

You better work it!

[mopaul]

2. if that's what the people want

a mopaul rupaul ticket would be a vast improvement our our current situation.

[BulletproofLandshark]

3. Totino's Pizza Rolls On Demand!!

Oh, and health care for all, a return to respect for America from the rest of the world, and prosecution for all the Bushco war criminals.

[tnlefty]

4. The normalization of marijuana laws and a chicken to go with

the pot...no that's not right.

Review and release of the folks who are locked up in prison for minor drug charges. After a month or so of anyone who smoked to feel better is feeling better I would like:

a grower's license
full investigation and prosecution for everything/everyone relating to 9/11
full light shown on the lies for the Iraq war propangda with full prosecution for these crimes
full unfettered investigation of Delay the bug man, cause he really bugs me
tax churches that are involved in politics

and last, but not least, when Dimson** is prosecuted and convicted I wanna be the one who gets to put his scrotes in a vice!

That should keep you busy for a while, eh?

[dbt]

5. Will you recognize Earl Scruggs as God?

Will you make us truly, One Nation Under Earl?

[mopaul]

7. and lester flatt for vice pres.

i know he's dead, but that'd still be better than cheney.

[MsAnthropy]

6. Minimum wage $20/hour; maximum wage $200/hour

[RedCloud]

8. Let the St. Louis Cardinals elect the next pope.

More church and state overlap until we all get Schiavoed off!
Outlaw clothing!
make C&W songs gramatically correct!

Oh and have all the people who got stinking rich off Bush, 9-11 etc. pay it all back, plus serve prison time in Iraqi jails where former inmates run them!

[adwon]

9. Free beer

and cigarettes that don't cause cancer, emphysema, etc.