Things NOT to discuss at a Japanese Steak House

[underpants]

That time you drank until you got sick

That party you had when you then boyfriend picked up a woman on "the Boulevard" and bright "her" ;-) back to the party and everyone gave her money and then you drove "her" back to the Greyhound station and waited until the bus came

"...oh yeah I remember that place I think I got sick that night"

Loudly confusing Scallops with onions. After being told that scallions are a type sort of of onions then getting bean sprouts confused with Brussels Sprouts.

yet another time you drank so much you got sick

(someone else at the table) How excited you get every time you walk into a Target ........or Lowe's

That time you were so drunk (the original girl's boyfriend)you drove at least two tires off the rims and left your car in a Walmart parking lot

When someone asks the chef how long he had been doing this and getting the ready made (funny) joke "First day!" do NOT equate what he is doing with the fact that you were a cheerleader.

:eyes:

Last night I took my wife out to a Japanese Steak House and that is a pretty close summary of the conversation at the table next to us. This was in a small room with only 4 tables. The older gentleman at another table shot them (her) several "you are an idiot" looks.

[matcom]

1. so...

how much did you drink the last time you got so drunk you got sick? ;)

[underpants]

2. None* I didn't even get the monkey glass

and I LOVES me some monkey glass!!


*at the restaurant

[matcom]

3. but....

how long did you have to wait for the bus? :shrug:

i need answers here

[underpants]

4. Didn't have ta

My wife is pregnant so we took the grocery cart. If nothing else I am a gentleman.

[matcom]

5. no, no, no silly

i was referring to your "Boulevard" chick. did you have to wait for the bus long?

and did you pass the time by juggling? :bounce:

[underpants]

6. Oh THAT

No not mine plus I am smarth with MY money I get the ones off of Jefferson Davis Highway ( :scared: )

Seriously :scared: I had a social worker tell me one time about a client she had who had a $300 a day drug habit. How could she afford it? She turned tricks on Jeff Davis at $10-20 a pop :scared:

[matcom]

7. i remember JD Highway well

no, not for THAT but even back in the 80's it was notorious

$10-$20 huh?

i think back when i was in the area they got 2 quid and a Big Gulp :scared:

[underpants]

14. I am not sure about the exact dollar amounts

but I DO know that you really shouldn't be doing business with anyone who takes Big Gulps in trade.

:hide::scared:

[TNDemo]

8. Another thing not to say

is to ask the chef if he is good at playing ping pong. My future BIL actually did that as the chef was cooking our food at our table and flipping the knives around.

[underpants]

10. Yeah don't piss off the guy wha has and is good with knives

I remember a Hawaii50 episode (or was it Magnum PI?) where some business guy had not such a good experience at a Japanese steak house.

That's funny

[BikeWriter]

9. Never ask if they had any kin at Nagasaki.

[underpants]

12. See subject line on post #10

add "the guy with flammables"

Just as we were getting ready to leave at one of the other four tables in this room the chef came in, drew the smiley face on the grill, and insted of putting a little bit of that lighter fluid on the spatula (like our guy did) he lit his lighter and shot the fluid THROUGH the fire and onto the grill. Sitting about 15 or 20 feet away WE could feel the heat from the eruption of flames. Scared the shit out of everyone at that table. I wonder what someone said to him.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Never talk about the time you almost sliced your big toe off with a knife

that "looked just about like that one" :hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

13. Never say, "This is pretty good for Chinese food."

Repeat after me: "Japan and China are very different countries with very different languages, cultures, cuisines, and levels of economic development and individual freedom."

[underpants]

15. I'd say any references to Godzilla are out too

I think we will go back to PF Chang's next time.

[BikeWriter]

16. I suppose Korea is taboo, huh?