Become an Alpha Male

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ohmigod, this is too funny!

found this while exploring the "So Suave.com" referred to in another thread....

"The Lazy Man's Way To Easy Sex and Romance
With 20 or More Women a Month"

How a Strange Discovery By a Desperate 22 Year-Old Virgin Hypnotically Draws Women To You...Eager For Anything-Goes
Sex...Automatically...No Matter If You're Old, Young, Dead-Broke
or Have Physical Features That Now Turn Women Off!


From: John Alexander


Written: Tuesday, 9:02 p.m.


Dear Friend,
Alone on a Saturday night, watching Friends re-runs and fantasizing about Jennifer Aniston. For years, that's what I called my love-life.

I was 22 years old. So broke I didn't have two pennies to rub together. So embarrassed about by my body that I wouldn't take my shirt off unless I was alone. And after four years at a major party college...I was still a virgin.

Sure, I dated a few women (other guy's sloppy seconds), but even they never returned my phone calls.

And anytime I'd make a few female friends, it always ended up the same: I'd follow them around like a dog, jumping at the chance to do them a favor or listen to their problems...hoping somehow it would lead to sex, but…

Behind My Back They Just Giggled
And Called Me Their Emotional Tampon.


About the only thing I had going for me was my brain. You see, I'd always been fascinated by psychology and 'silent mind control' techniques...you know the 'hypnotic' stuff big advertisers use to make you happily open your wallet (and earn billions doing, by the way).

My thinking was, if they can use this stuff to figure out what people want to buy, why can't the same techniques be used to reveal...

What Makes Women Go After Certain Men?
I figured it was probably a waste of my time, but I kept on with my research anyway...for 4 years. And what I uncovered changed my love-life in a big, big way.

You see, I went from this depressed, timid guy that always seemed to be wearing 'invisible underwear' around women...
To suddenly finding myself in one 'can’t-miss' situation after another...where hot, young girls were approaching me...and then literally begging to take me home for X-rated sex!

I'm not kidding.

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One of them gave me a blowjob…
" I tried your techniques tonight and had two chicks approach me right off the bat. The night ended when one of them gave me a blowjob...while the other set a date with me for next week!” – Ken S., Miami, FL (from email on 01/02/2005)
"The most insightful material I’ve ever seen...very solid stuff” – Brent M., La Jolla, CA (from January 2005 email)

Sex with college professor…
" I’d been fantasizing about my twenty-something college professor for two semesters, but she couldn't even remember my name. 8 days after I got your material she handed me a note asking me to stay after class. When I got to her office she locked the door and practically raped me!” – David K. (from email on 03/10/2005)

"Of all the dating guides available, hands-down yours is the most valuable…” – Phil R., Yonkers, NY




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and it only gets better from here on....
I was laughing so much my husband had to come see what's up...
now he's laughing his head off too!