I'm straight, it's great, get used to it!

[Bouncy Ball]

"Remember that film they showed us in junior high? 'Straight Billy: A Portrait of Shame?'"

--Ellen to her cousin, on his coming out as a straight man on the Ellen show

I'm watching it right now.

"I'm ok with you being straight. You will always be welcome in my home. Just park in back. One time someone parked a minivan in front of my house and the neighbors called the cops."

[Richardo]

1. Ellen is one of the funniest people ever.

She's great.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Yeah.

(What a great response, huh? LOL)

[autorank]

3. Hey Ball, some of my best friends are straight.

Wow can they spread mulch!

[Bouncy Ball]

4. NO shit!

[Misunderestimator]

5. LOL... Someone I worked with once thought I was a soccer mom because

of the mini-van I drove at the time. Invited me and the husband to Thanksgiving dinner with them. I said, well, I have a partner, who's a woman, if that's ok. He hemmed and hawed and said "suuuuure." Two days later he said there was an emergency in the family and they weren't doing Thanksgiving dinner.

(I was relieved... was just doing it to be nice anyhoo)

[Bouncy Ball]

6. What an ASSHOLE.

I'd have you and NSMA over for dinner and I'd be honored to do so.

[Misunderestimator]

7. Speaking of which....

I'm leaving in less than an hour to go pick her up. All ready to get out of here. Wish you were on our route... I'd love to meet you.

See you next week. :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

I know, dammit!

I'm not near I-10....we're further north, dammit.

Well have a good trip, both of you!!!

[yvr girl]

8. I guess that means our hot lesbian fling is off then

:cry:

[jswordy]

9. All of you come to our place for dinner; Sue will love it!

Her gay female friends call her a "wannabe." LOLOLOLOL!

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!