Worst Spring Break Destinations

[WoodrowFan]

from "Drink at Work"

Pennsylvania Dutch Country
University of Phoenix Online Campus
Crystal Cathedral
McDonald’s Playland
Mom’s


http://www.drinkatwork.com/index.html

[KamaAina]

1. Crawford, TX

although, come to think of it, it IS a pretty good party town... :evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

6. when the twins are there, it ROCKS! (

the wet t-shirt contests alone have been known to lower the water table 6 inches!

[libhill]

2. Any red state or county -

[gyopsy]

9. Agreed

Sadly, some of the more popular SB destinations are in red states. :(

[KitchenWitch]

3. International Falls, MN

It be cold up there!

[Emops]

4. Pennsylvania Dutch country?

Good thing I went to Gettysburg, PA instead!

































(Seriously, I did.)

[candy]

5. Fargo!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Depends on the ages of who is going on spring break

:evilgrin:

[gyopsy]

8. For me, Florida

Most people like to go someplace warm for Spring Break. I, on the other hand, am sick of the hot and would love to get a chance to go to New York or something for SB.

Not likely though since flying up there wouldn't be worth the cost or time.

[kittenpants]

21. I went to NY with a few friends one year for spring break.

good time, but chilly!

[Bonhomme Richard]

10. Newark, NJ n/t

[Zuni]

13. with a side trip to Elizabeth!

[Reverend_Smitty]

22. Well if you're going to Elizabeth...

then you may as well jet down to Rahway...they've got a nifty prison.

Hell just do the entire NJ transit northeast corridor from New Brunswick to Penn station :P

[Zuni]

23. I've been waiting for an excuse to go to Bayonne

and now you have given me one!

:dilemma: (using the new smilies!)

[name not needed]

26. East Trenton

[cmf]

11. Fargo, ND

Believe it or not, I had some friends who went there for spring break once.

[Zuni]

12. Here are a few:

Tehran
Gary, Indiana
Oral Roberts University
Darfur region of Sudan
Falkland Islands
Utah

[gyopsy]

15. Gary Indiana

It's a depressing place from what I hear. A lot of boarded up store fronts. No offense to those who live there. I'm sure it has its good qualities too.

The rest I agree with too, especially those damned Falkland Islands.

[KitchenWitch]

17. Hey Zuni, where is the Chick tract O' the day?

[underpants]

14. Uzbekistan

[KitchenWitch]

16. Iraq

[Arkana]

18. Bryan Cranston's Back Hair

[StopTheMorans]

19. a U2 concert

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. Any beach invaded by collegiate spring breakers

The beach at Padre Island was shut down last week because of the nonsense and fighting by the spring breakers.

I would rather spend my vacation time as far away from large crowds of drunk kids as I can get.

[jswordy]

24. Lots more, like these:

Three Mile Island, Pa.
Chernobyl, Ukraine
Yucca Mountain Nuclear Storage Facility, Nevada
Bob Jones University Campus
Anniston (AL) Army Base Nerve Gas Incinerator
Gobe Desert
New York City Sewer System
Alaskan Fish Processing Plant

[Zuni]

25. Birthplace of Joseph Stalin, Tblisi Georgia

[Briarius]

30. wow, is that very far from Atlanta?

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

27. Gordonburg, West VA

[Biased Liberal Media]

28. I can testify to the University of Phoenix online one

Guess what I'm doing for Spring Break...

[-..__...]

29. Dolly World

Chad

Auschwitz memorial

White Sands Proving Ground

Hamburger University http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html

[kodi]

31. The Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola

There is a small museum just outside the prison, and a somewhat provacative exhibit on the death penalty.

[Abelman]

32. Mr. Pokey's House of Syringes

Or the Mystery Spot.

It's been voted number one!