How much would you give me if I drank a jigger of 195 proof everclear??

[SmileyBoy]

Cause I'll do it. It keeps the Communists from robbing me of my precious bodily fluids...

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. A standing ovation?

:shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

2. No, it has to be monetary...

:D:D:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. five bucks?

I'm poor, and I'm going to Boston next month. :shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

4. You'll have to do better than that...

This stuff smells foul...

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. 10 bucks and I'll flirt with you.

That's my final offer. :P

[bigwillq]

10. Just don't spank him or

I'll have to kick some ass.:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. You know I only spank you.

:spank:

[Technowitch]

6. Directions to the nearest bathroom, and some wet-naps

To clean yourself up after you're done worshipping the porcelain god.

[boneygrey]

8. Good offer

I did that once and had the result you predict.:puke:

[EstimatedProphet]

7. I'll give you a barf bag

You'll need one.

[libodem]

9. a dollar

[no name no slogan]

12. Hey I thought you were a Muslim

Doesn't the Qu'ran forbid drinking alkeehol? :shrug:

[imenja]

13. the question is what will you give me?

You'll be drunk enough to hand over just about anything.