Well, my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon.

[Itchinjim]

The plumber he said, "Never flush a tampoon"

[HamstersFromHell]

1. This great information cost me half a week's pay...

and the toilet blew up, later on the next day-ay-ay, blew up the next day... (fade to excellent Boston-mocking guitar riff)

[Itchinjim]

2. Loved that album

No "Joe's Garage" but great album anyway.

[HamstersFromHell]

6. It's still one of my all-time favorite Zappa albums

so much good stuff on that one:

Flakes
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Bobby Brown
Jewish Princess
Baby Snakes
Yo Momma
Wild Love
Tryin To Grow A Chin

"Take it away Bob..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Maybe you should stay with your momma,

she could do your laundry and cook for you.

I love that one - it's one of my favorite bits of soloing in the whole Zappa catalog. Just amazing.

[HamstersFromHell]

11. Shoulda been subtitled

"Anthem to a Freeper"

You're right...something about the synth lead in to the solo gives me chills, and the solo is awesome.

Another of my favorites is FZ and Bozzio doing the live version of "Titties and Beer" on the Baby Snakes album.

"Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers for eight fuckin’ years!!!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I'm a moron, and this is my wife

she frosts her cakes with a paper knife.

[HamstersFromHell]

4. all that we got here's American made...

it's a little bit cheezy but it's nicely displayed.
We don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
we just get on the phone, and call up some flakes.

[HEyHEY]

5. Bad memories

I used to work on a charter boat. Women (and confused men) alwasy flushed tampons. We'd have to pull them out. I'm not going into further detail.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. TRUST ME, HEyHEY,

You don't need to elaborate! I suspect most women have done this deed probably once; and then never again! I know I did! Yes, there were consequences...no details needed...We just never thought about what could or might happen!

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

8. I used to do it all the time, until

I ended up having to stay at my mom and stepdad's house for about 6 months. They had a septic tank and I was told not to. I got into a good habit with that one while staying there. Before, I lived in the city limits and never had any problems from flushing them. I did it all the time and never had problems. Of course, we had a bigger toilet and bigger pipes. That's the biggest part of it right there.

[shesemsmom]

10. Iv'e heard that before lol