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Dear Mr. Bearcave:
My name is Robin. I found your web page while surfing for information on the wavelet transform and Win Sweldens Wavelet Lifting Scheme. I am writing you because I know that anyone who would post such cute pictures of signals and time series is someone who can be trusted.
I am the step daughter of Kenneth Lay, the former chief executive officer of Enron. As you may know, my beloved step father, a gentle, kind, Christian and above all, honest man, was forced to flee the United States and go into hiding by numerous unfair accusations. Before he fled to Brazil, he moved $150 million (one hundred fifty million, US) into offshore bank accounts so that those evil Democratic plaintiff's lawyers could not get their grubby hands on it.
As you might imagine, no one whose last name is Lay or who is associated with our family can touch this money without being discovered by rapacious lawyers and agents of the United States government. We plan to move $20,000,000 (twenty million, US) quietly back into the United States, where we plan to donate it to homes for disabled children.
The people that my step father believe were his friends, like George W. Bush, who my step father helped get appointed president, have abandoned him. My mother, Linda, and I cannot do this without your help. We need an honest person, such as yourself, who will allow us to move these funds through their bank account. In return we will pay you a 10% commission (that's two million, US on your end).
Please send your bank account information and wire transfer numbers on company letterhead to the Bahamas post box below. When we receive this information and all modalities we will proceed with the details of this transaction.
In the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior, God bless you for helping our family in its time of need. I look forward to corresponding with you soon.
Robin
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