Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons Characters

[Jessica]

Poll question: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons Characters

Mine? Ralph Wiggum. He has the best lines ever.

"Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies ..."
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
"Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky."
"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

:D

[JohnKleeb]

1. Of those Ralph

and of other, Chief Clancy Wiggum.

[davidinalameda]

2. Nelson rocks!

HA HA

[RagingInMiami]

3. a no brainer

[swimmernsecretsea]

4. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Ralph.

[WI_DEM]

5. It must be Burns

because I always perk up when it is a Burns episode.

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. "ah yes the plywood pelican

i flew her a distance of 5 feet at an altitude of 3 feet, but when we learned she caught fire in the rain, Der Feurer fired me"

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. "i bent my wookie"

"i can make opi-o's"
"i'm Coo-coo for contraband"

[Blue-Jay]

11. "It tastes like burning"

[Jessica]

13. "Even my boogers are spicy!"

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. "I ated teh purple berries"

heh

[LSdemocrat]

7. Mayor Quimby, followed by Disco Stu, then Lionel Hutz

[swimmernsecretsea]

8. Don't forget...

After going into a room filled with porn magazines--

"EVERYBODY'S HUGGING!"

[fleabert]

9. I can smell colors!

used in another sitcom recently, totally stolen from Ralph.

[flakey_foont]

12. Nelson Muntz

Ha Ha

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. "That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end"

[bigwillq]

16. Ralph is so funny!

He kills me some of the shit he says.

I always loved that dead bunnies line. I'm laughing even now just thinking about him saying it.

[JohnKleeb]

19. if you guys love Ralph's wit and wisdom

I do have a file I can send over AIM if you wants it.

[bigwillq]

24. Check your PM Kleeb (nt)

[Huckebein the Raven]

17. Comic Book Guy

Here are my favorite quotes of his:

When Bart sells his soul:

(Bart bangs his head repeatedly on the counter)
CBG: Er, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case
please, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she
has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.


and when lisa joins MENSA:

CBG: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.

[Jessica]

18. Didn't they reveal his real name this season?

I can't remember it, though ...

[Huckebein the Raven]

20. I'm not sure

[Sequoia]

21. Hey fans, here's a very detailed map of Springfield!

http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/springfield/map/index.html

[Jessica]

22. That's really cool ...

Thank you! My boyfriend will love this.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. You miht remember me from replies like this one

[Viking12]

25. Groundskeeper Willie

or

Disco Stu

[strategery blunder]

26. Apu

"Oh, Mr. Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today. Might I interest you in some of our impulse items by the cash register? Perhaps a crazy motorized wiggle pen." *starts hyperventilating* "LOOK IT! THE CRAZINESS!"

"Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"

[Owl]

27. Groundskeeper Willie

[Blue Gardener]

28. It's impossible to pick just one!

Sideshow Bob and Groundskeeper Willie are two of my favorites.

[Arkana]

30. "Hello, Bart..."

[Feron]

29. Moe has always been my favorite ,however

Nelson Muntz runs a close second.

[skygazer]

31. I really can't pick a favorite

Because they all make Springfield what it is. I love the way all these characters turn up for everything - the Sea Captain and Mole Man and Duffman and Skinner's mother and Comic Book Guy and Doctor Hibbert and all the rest. It cracks me up.

[WindRavenX]

32. Prof.Frink!

Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Scientist: How much time do we have professor?
Frink: Well according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
(The robots go berserk.)
Frink: Oh, I forgot to er, carry the one.