I'd practically kill for a coffee right now

[yvr girl]

I only have one or two cups a week, but I NEED one today.

[emulatorloo]

1. Have one then!

As long as you don't drink to excess, I have read research that coffee has lots of health benefits.

[yvr girl]

2. It involves leaving the house

I can't fulfill the urge at home.

[redqueen]

9. No coffeemaker?

Awww.. :(

Get yourself a French press, a bag o' beans, and a grinder. You'll never want to buy premade again. :)

[yvr girl]

22. I might have a French press somewhere

I know I have a grinder.

I make terrible coffee though - really, really bad. It varies between weasel pee and tar.

[kmla]

31. You know, when I woke up this morning, I really didn't think...

...that I would hear the words "weasel pee and tar" in the same sentence.

My day is now officially funny.

:D

[yvr girl]

36. I aim to please

[Zuni]

3. drink urine instead

[yvr girl]

4. Two things

Ewwwwww

and


I don't have any available at the moment.

[BlueJazz]

5. Here you go >>>

[Telly Savalas]

6. Then get out the machete and go hunting for some coffee!

[yvr girl]

8. I don't think a machete is called for

I just need to choose between coffee joints - you can hardly go 20 feet in Vancouver without finding one.

[steve2470]

7. get your old coffee grounds

fill up your basket with them, and then brew another pot. Unless, of course, the grinds have been contaminated with unhygienic things like potato peelings, etc.

(sarcasm off)

:silly:

[yvr girl]

10. I don't have any coffee grounds

I don't even have a coffee maker. (I do, but it's in storage.)

[steve2470]

12. crawl next door to your neighbor

I'm sure he or she will have pity on your poor soul :-)

[tuvor]

11. Where, oh where, can you find java in Vancouver?

;)

[yvr girl]

16. It's a quandary, I know

Our real drug of choice.

[sundog]

13. who would you kill?

I have a list of names you might be able to help me with :P

[yvr girl]

18. No one in particular - just someone who got in my way

BTW, Skinner responded to the smilie question.

[sundog]

19. lol

I saw :D

[progmom]

14. Good for you - I just decided recently to limit myself to one cup a day.

My habit was getting out of control...and expensive!

(yes - that one cup is sometimes a quadruple espresso - you wanna make something of it?)

[yvr girl]

17. I must admit the truth

I make terrible coffee. If someone else made it in the morning, I would have some.

I'm looking at a venti myself.

[progmom]

21. Isn't it just a matter of putting the grounds and the water in the machine

?

You know - I take it back. My in-laws have the same coffee maker we do, and they make TERRIBLE coffee. How is that possible? Is there some kind of coffee-making mojo one must posses?

And they keep their red wine in the fridge. WTF? I know they have been sober for 10 years, but the fact that red wine should be served room-temperature isn't something you just *forget*, is it?

[yvr girl]

23. Quantity matters

[steve2470]

26. self delete nt

[yvr girl]

29. What kind of recipe is that

My issue is coffee to water ratio. (and the perfect grind for the coffee) Do you deliver?

[steve2470]

30. you have to experiment,my dear

and by the way, the room service post was a gentle joke :-)

[yvr girl]

33. If I can't make a good cup of coffee by this time, I'm hopeless

I might need to get married, just so I can have a permanent coffee maker.

[IntravenousDemilo]

15. Yuck! You addict!

BTW, you seen my frickin' weed? I know I left it somewhere, eh?

[steve2470]

20. Oh yeah, I forgot, order one from room service

:silly:
:wtf:

[yvr girl]

24. Whatever

[ZenLefty]

25. I'm sure there's a Starbucks within 30 feet of you

Look in the bathrooms. Sometimes they open them in there.

[yvr girl]

27. There's two within a block

plus various other coffee places.

[ZenLefty]

32. Do they deliver?

I'll buy you one. O8)

[yvr girl]

35. That's sweet

But I don't think so.

[steve2470]

34. seriously, call them and pay them to deliver

unless you would like some exercise :-)

[yvr girl]

37. They're close enough that I don't even need to put on a jacket

I'm off to get my fix.

[steve2470]

28. Recipe for perfect coffee

Do this, recipe for perfect coffee


1 - Go to local gourmet coffee store
2 - Buy reasonably expensive coffee brand, like one from Kenya
3- Buy grinder to go with it.
4- Read instruction manual with grinder.
5- Pour beans into grinder until it is full.
5(a)- Experiment repeatedly with quantity of beans
5(b) - " " " brand of beans
6- Grind beans somewhat coarsely. If you grind them to a fine
powder, the coffee will propel you to the moon and back.
6(a) - Experiment repeatedly with coarseness of the ground beans.
7- Pour ground beans into paper filter in the coffee maker
8 - Pour bottled water into coffee maker
9 - Turn coffee maker on.
10 - Voila. Reasonably perfect coffee.

[bobthedrummer]

38. Hell, I drink a whole pot or more daily. I especially like hazelnut

coffee with cream.