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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:09 PM
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Man, I feel bloated today. (burp)
Ate at McDonald's before my therapist appointment: big mistake. Haven't had McDonald's food in years, but it was cheap and next door to my therapist's office. Now I feel like projectile-barfing.

Never eating THERE again, lemme tellya!

Anyone feeling big and sluggish today? I swear, this fast food is making my brain hurt.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:10 PM
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1. The only thing I feel after eating McDonald's...
is all of that trans fatty crap going right through me.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:11 PM
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2. I had a headache, but it's going away
I may make it through the day after all.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:16 PM
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3. It was from all that flaming yesterday!
There is only one cure. You have to make some more music.

Pepcid AC usually helps with the vomiting, too.

I don't know what they've been putting in the food they sell at McD's, but the last time I had it, I had projectile diarrhea. Plus a fever. And that was about twenty years ago.

These days, I don't touch anything stronger than Taco Bell.

--p!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:19 PM
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4. That musta been it....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2832431&mesg_id=2833201

You never responded!

Anyhow, right after I vomit my espohagous will dance the Hootchie-Koo. Comin' right up!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:23 PM
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5. I did yesterday. I made a chicken pot pie
bluurghh! I was feelin it come 3 oclock
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:28 PM
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6. Chicken pot, chicken pot chicken pot PIE.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 03:13 PM
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7. OMFG!
That is one of my favorite David Cross bits. From Just Shoot Me, right?

Bat Boy and I chant that when we walk through the frozen foods section of the supermarket. Oh, the stares we get! :D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 03:31 PM
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9. Glad I'm not the only one.
I can't see chicken pot pie without singing that.

And "my pants are too tight!!"
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 03:19 PM
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8. Yeah, you said it!
We both been putting on weight lately. Yup...gettin' fat. Fat, fat, fat.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 03:52 PM
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10. Alls I know is I have increased waist sizes 3 times in the last
6 months - you saw me last month. I gotta get running again, bro.
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