Nominee For One Of The Best SNL Sketches Ever.

[jayfish]

“The Barry Gibb Talk Show.” Hilarious from start to finish. Actually the whole show was pretty damn good. Anyone else catch this? Here are the lyrics to the the theme song. This song alone is classic. If they ever do another SNL music show this should included.


Here we are
In a room full of strangers
Discussing Politics
And The Issues Of The Day
Well I want to talk to you
Though you may not want me to
I’m Still Gonna Talk To You
I don’t care what you say

Talk’en it up (talk’en it up)
On the Barry Gibb Talk Show
Talk’en bout issues
Talk’en bout real important issues
Talk’en it up (ya were talk’en it up)
On the Barry Gib Talk Show
Talk’en bout Politics
In this crazy crazy time

Jay

-Edited To Include Theme Song-

[flamingyouth]

1. Eternity Jeopardy

With Christopher Walken.

"I'll take Madness for $200, Alex."

[TXlib]

77. Jeopardy with Sean Connery impressions

Sean: "I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200!"

Alex: "*sigh* That's 'therapists'!"

[flamingyouth]

93. Oh, yeah, that was great too!

LOL

[Peachhead22]

2. Prose and Cons...

...with Eddie Murphy. "C-I-L-L, kill my landlord."

Stevie Wonder for Nikon Cameras was pretty funny too. If politically incorrect.

[toddzilla]

3. i tried to watch some..

after i saw a thread about rush being hammered, thought it was pretty funny. i couldn't imagine trying to keep a straight face during some of the skits..

[Skittles]

22. I have noticed

that Jimmy Fallon always cracks up in any sketch he's in with Horatio.

[jayfish]

24. He Did Better This Past Sat. Though.

He almost lost it a couple of times but pulled it together. It wasn't even Sanz's fault this time. BTW I thought Timberlake was a pleasant suprise. One of the best hosts in a while.

Jay

[mitchum]

26. That's because he really sucks

Fallon, I mean

[tridim]

14. That was my favorite era

A few classics:

Men's synchronized swimming.
Fake vomit 60 minutes. "I know that, you think I don't know that?"
Buckwheat... Has been shot. How did it happen? Let's take a look.
John David Stutts, "We'll be here every night until this madness ends"
Piscopo, Brad Hall, "Terrain in Maine is stained with acid rain."
Eddie Murphy as Mr. White. "Are there any other banks like this?"
James Brown's celebrity hot tub party.
Tippy turtle. "hee hee hee hee"
"I hate it when that happens"

Wow, there's too many from that cast. SNL used to be really good!

[jayfish]

15. Wasn't That Called "Mr. Robinsons Neighborhood"

"Oh look there's a police car. Can you say throw a Coke bottle. I knew you could"

Jay

[MissMillie]

63. Gilda Radner as

Christina Crawford in a spoof on "Mommy Dearest".

Can anyone forget that face that Gilda could make?

[speckledgator]

95. Gilda

That was going to be my nominee...hehehe and the slab of liver she got for christmas....

[short bus president]

4. "Colonel Angus"

Hands down the funniest thing they've done in the past 5 years. Walken is a gem.

Transcript follows. Bear in mind it must be read with an antebellum Southern accent.

Cast
Melinda.....Amy Poehler
Daddy.....Chris Parnell
Miss Anabelle.....Rachel Dratch
Farm Boy.....Jeff Richards
Bedelia.....Maya Rudolph
Colonel Angus.....Christopher Walken

<open on exterior, Civil War-era plantation home, as members of a Southern family sit on the porch and reflect. A banner above the eaves reads: "Welcome Home, Colonel Angus!" Due to their deep Southern drawls, the entire cast pronounces "Colonel Angus" as "Cunnilingus.">

Melinda: <sitting on the steps> When's he gonna get here, Mama?

Miss Anabelle: <setting on her rocker> Anytime now, child.. be patient.

Melinda: Is he very handsome?

Miss Anabelle: <chuckles> He's been away at war so long, I don't rightly remember.

Melinda: Mama! Look! There's a carriage on the horizon!

Miss Anabelle: Oh? <looking about> Well, where, dear child?

Melinda: There! <points> Traveling down the road! Darting in and out of the cotton!

Miss Anabelle: Oh.. oh! Well, that must be the Colonel! Colonel Angus!

Melinda: <excited> Could it really be, Mama? Could it really be Colonel Angus?

Miss Anabelle: ..I don't know, uh.. We haven't seen Colonel Angus around these parts for years..

<Daddy steps onto the porch, from inside the plantation>

Daddy: Are you ladies out here talking about Colonel Angus?

Melinda: Yes, Daddy! I can't wait to meet him!

Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..

Daddy: Colonel Angus is an acquired taste! Bedelia!

<Bedelia, the maid, comes running onto the porch>

Bedelia: Yes, Sir?

Miss Anabelle: Break out some fresh linens, Bedilia! We're gonna have Colonel Angus here tonight!

Bedelia: Colonel Angus? I don't know nothin' about no Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Well, get ready, Bedelia. If I remember correctly, Colonel Angus can be very messy!

<at last, Colonel Angus steps onto the porch>

Daddy: As I live and breath! Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Colonel Angus! You old Carpetbagger!

Colonel Angus: Anabelle! I fear my visit.. is an inconvenience.

Miss Anabelle: <laughing> Nonsense, Colonel Angus! We're always happy to see your shiny face!

Daddy: Colonel Angus! What brings you to these parts?

Colonel Angus: I'm headed.. down South!

Daddy: Hmm. Of course!

Miss Anabelle: Uh.. how far south are you headed, Colonel Angus?

Colonel Angus: Tain't really sure. I prefer the Deep South.. I like the heat.. the humidity..

Daddy: Hmmm.. sir, I do not!

Colonel Angus: And who is this.. little rosebud?

Daddy: This is our daughter, Melinda.

Melinda: Colonel Angus. The pleasure is all mine. I've heard so much about you.

Colonel Angus: Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.

Miss Anabelle: Well, we hope you'll spend the night with us.

Colonel Angus: Well, thank you, Miss Anabelle. And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head.

Melinda: I always dreamnt of the day.. Colonel Angus would rest his head at Shady Thicket. I always begged my Daddy: "Tell me stories about you and Colonel Angus!" But he never will.

Daddy: <chuckling> Well, that's because all of my experiences with Colonel Angus end in embarrassment!

<they all share a hearty laugh>

Daddy: Colonel Angus.. I hear rumors.

Colonel Angus: <sighs> The incident.. at Big Beaver..

Daddy: Yes?

Colonel Angus: It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.

Daddy: Is it true you've been stripped of your rank?

Colonel Angus: Yes! It is. There'll be no more "Colonel Angus", ladies. Call me by my given name.

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Anal..

Melinda: I so love the sound of "Colonel Angus".. but I guess I could give Anal Angus a try.

Colonel Angus: <to a passing farm boy> You there, Boy! ride into town and tell the Postmaster.. that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance.. of Shady Thicket.

Farm Boy: Euuuggghhh..

Colonel Angus: If you'll excuse me.. I'd like to freshen up.

<Colonel Angus turns, and enters the plantation home>

Miss Anabelle: Of course! We'll call you when it's time to eat, Anal! Bedelia lays out quite a spread.

Melinda: Well, I think Colonel Angus is delightful!

Daddy & Miss Anabelle: Hmmm....

Miss Anabelle: You won't.. after forty-five minutes.

Daddy: No-o-o.. you can only take so much of Colonel Angus.

<fade>

[VOX]

12. I saw this! I think it ran late in the show...

Gee, I wonder why? But I was *crying* with killer laughter. Thanks for posting, sbp!

:toast:

[Dogmudgeon]

13. Oh, Gawd, yes!

I think I posted as much the first time it was on.

This past SNL with Justin Timbertoes was hilarious. I never knew Mr. Britney could act, but he's pretty good at it, especially as Jessica Simpson.

The Barry Gibb show was side-splittingly funny, too.

If you have a P2P program like Kazaa, there are several clips of it floating around. It seems that the "copy pirates" just can't get enough Colonel Angus.

--bkl

[xJlM]

5. The Killer Bees defending Swine Flu

We're talking seventies here, with John Belushi, Garret Morris, Gilda Radner, Jane Curtain, Dan Ackroyd, and of course Eric Idle as the guest host.

[joeybee12]

6. Land Shark!

The woman asks whose at the door, and one of the responses is: "Jehovah Witnesses, mam."

[VOX]

9. "Candygram!"

:toast:

[blm]

67. Killier Bees in Bad News Bees w/Walter Matthau....

just "polishing their stingers."....heheheheheheh.

[Fight_n_back]

7. Nixon talking to Kissinger

and he makes Kissinger pray with him.

Franken and Davis wrote it on acid. Its Ackroyd as Nixon, Belushi as Kissinger.

[peekaloo]

47. Get down on your knees and pray with me Henry!

What, you don't want to pray, Jewboy!?!

Talking to the picture of Kennedy...."You had sex, WITH WOMEN, here in the White House....well that never happened when Dick Nixon was in office"!

"Pat it's cold in here"
Pat: "Well throw another tape on the fire".

Jebus, memory banks opened up on that one......one of my all time faves!

[maxanne]

8. hard to choose

from the old stuff - but my favorite was Belushi and Ackroyd as Kissinger and Nixon, doing the resignation eve scene in the Oval office. Nixon/Ackroyd forcing Kissenger/Belushi to pray with him...

The Coneheads, dispensing six packs of beer and fried eggs to trick-or-treaters...

And Miss Emily Litella - always funny - never mind...

[Fight_n_back]

10. Word Associtaion

Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor

[maxanne]

11. honky n/t

[BlueJazz]

16. Chevy Chase: Nigger!

Richard Pryor: Dead Honky!

[liberalhistorian]

17. Well, it's hard to pick an absolute

favorite, especially considering the gems of the first five years, but I'd have to say that "Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist" was one of the funniest I've ever seen on SNL. His waiting room was overflowing, the women were all primping or dealing with their makeup or hair. Nora Dunn came out of her appointment insisting on being scheduled for another breast exam in three months.

"But you only need them once a year", the receptionist tells her, and she then snaps that "I'm overly cautious, you dim bulb twit, schedule it now, dammit!" Mel Gibson comes out and says that, since he's so overloaded and can't ever fit everyone in, he's hired another doctor to assist him and introduces Jon Lovitz. The women all groan and put away their makeup and stampede for the door. It's a lot more detailed than that, but it was absolutely hilarious and still is, whenever I see it.

[mitchum]

18. Phil Hartman as "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer"...

Mel Gibson(I know...)in "Josh Acid"
Mike Mikers as Deiter hosting "Sprockets"
the great Michael O'Donoghue as Mr. Mike

[Fight_n_back]

31. AKA

Red Sox CFer Johnny Damon

[mac56]

50. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman."

"I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you."

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. A few of my recent faves

Any of "The Continental" sketches

Christopher Walken for Skittles

That robot insurance commercial with Sam Watterson (robots want to steal your medicine)

Talkin about with Frank Sinatra, the one when Hartman as Sinatra refers to Sinead O'connor as "Mr. Clean")

Sinatra records "Duets"

The lost footage of Citizen Kane

The 1988 Democratic debate about NOT wanting to run against George Bush because he was so popular...

Anytime Dan Akroyd played Bob Dole was a scream too.

[FlashHarry]

20. Mr. Tarkanian, the angry Boss. (Will Ferrell)

< open on interior, Mr. Tarkanian's office, as he interviews a Job Applicant >

Mr. Tarkanian: And we offer full benefits, and three weeks' paid vacation.

Job Applicant: Oh? Three weeks? Wow!

Mr. Tarkanian: Yeah.. I'm not gonna lie to you, Kirk, you're very high on our list, and we want you to work here very much. So, what do you think?

Job Applicant: I, uh.. I think I want the job.

Mr. Tarkanian: Fantastic!

Job Applicant: Oh, excellent!

Mr. Tarkanian: Great. So, we'll give you a pass key, and assign you a desk and a parking space, and..

Female Employee: < timidly approaches > Excuse me, Mr. Tarkanian?

Mr. Tarkanian: < angry > Why are you interrupting me?!

Female Employee: Well, I just thought that..

Mr. Tarkanian: You thought?! You DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM BUSY!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!! I do NOT want you to pull this AMATEUR BULLCRAP, ALRIGHT?!! I'm a PROFESSIONAL! Do you HEAR me?!! Do you UNDERSTAND ME?!!

Female Employee: < frightened > Yes.. Mr. Tarkanian.. < runs out of office >

Mr. Tarkanian: < returns to Job Applicant as though nothing had happened > So, you should probably go to Personnel and get started on your paperwork..

Job Applicant: < bewildered > What, what was that about..?

Mr. Tarkanian: Oh.. oh, sorry you had to see that.. she can, uh, she can be a real bitch! < laughs > Hey, you're timing is perfect - we're having the company barbecue next month. I hope you like barbecues.

Job Applicant: Oh, I enojy barbecue quite a bit, actually!

Mr. Tarkanian: Good.

Male Employee: < enters > Here you are, Mr. Tarkanian, the new copy's finished.

Mr. Tarkanian: < looks it over > Okay, you know what? I don't know if I would have done this.. yeah.

Male Employee: Is there a problem with it, or..?

Mr. Tarkanian: < stands > You do NOT hand in CRAP like THIS!! This looks like you took a CRAP or a DUMP in the PRINTER!! You are SCUM!! I should FIRE you and BURN down your FRIGGIN' HOUSE!! I am THIS close to RAPING YOU!!

Male Employee: I'm sorry.. < exits >

Job Applicant:

Mr. Tarkanian: Office politics. Sometimes I think this place is like "Ally McBeal".

Job Applicant: Is this.. is this how you deal with your employees?

Mr. Tarkanian: What?

Job Applicant: Uh.. I.. I'm not sure I want to work in this kind of environment.

Mr. Tarkanian: < looks at his Secretary > Hold on a second..

Secretary: < tending a personal call > Car accident?! Oh, my God, is he okay..?

Mr. Tarkanian: HEY!! HEY!! NOT ON MY WATCH!! NO PERSONAL PHONE CALLS!! ALRIGHT?! I SHOULD POUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH!! USE COMPANY TIME TO TALK TO YOUR DISGUSTING WHORE FRIENDS?!! NO!! < hangs up phone > YOU DO NOT DO THIS!! YOU DO NOT!! < bitch-slaps her >

Secretary: < cries >

Mr. Tarkanian: < casually returns to his desk > Hey-ey-ey! Just takin' care of some business! You want to go out for a beer and celebrate?

Job Applicant: I-I-I don't think I want to work here..

Mr. Tarkanian: Why? What's wrong? < Black Employee enters eating a donut > HEY!! HEY!!

Black Employee: < confused > What is it, Mr. Tarkanian?

Mr. Tarkanian: < stands > Oh, thank you, that's exactly the response I'm looking for! < kicks Black Employee down > Now, get up! GET UP, you CRAZY BLACK MAN! I’m going to make you DRINK my PISS!! < fumbles with his zipper >

Black Employee: < scared > Hey, are you crazy, man?!!

Mr. Tarkanian: < primal scream > I am a STRONG man!! ANYONE in this office, take a RUN AT ME!!

Scott Jurgenson: < enters carrying a trident and a net > Mr. Tarkanian!! I am ready to take you!! I have been LIFTING WEIGHTS and doing COCAINE all day!! And I want a BIG PIECE of YOU, sir!!

Mr. Tarkanian: < excited > OHHHHHH!!! SCOTT JURGENSON!! I LOVE it!! I am ACTUALLY gonna MURDER YOU!!

< Scott attempts to attack Mr. Tarkanian with the trident, but Tarkanian punches him in the face and seizes the trident away, then pushes Scott to the ground and stabs him thirty-three times with the trident, as Job Applicant watches in horror >

Mr. Tarkanian: < finished, nonchalantly returns to his desk > Alright.. sorry to keep you waiting.. let's get you logged on to your computer.

Job Applicant: You are a terrible, terrible man!

Mr. Tarkanian: Well.. I'm a stickler! We take a lot of pride around here. It's not easy running the best - well, the fourth best - in-flight magazine in the business.

Job Applicant: I don't really think I want to work here, thank you.

Mr. Tarkanian: Well, that's a real shame. That article you wrote for Continental about Peter Falk's favorite restaurants in San Fransisco really turned some heads around here.

Job Applicant: You just murdered one of your employees with a trident!

Mr. Tarkanian: You know what? Just work here, okay? Take some time to weigh the pros and cons. Pros: you'll be working for a slightly-above in-flight magazine, for $22,400 a year; cons: me, kicking you 'til there's blood in your stool, then grabbing your wife's boobies while you're tied up with a racquetball shoved in your mouth. Now, balance it out, and think about it..

Job Applicant: < stands > I just don't think I want to work here!

Mr. Tarkanian: Fair enough. Ordinarily, I'd whip your nuts with a car antenna for that kind of callous attitude - but you thought about it, and you don't want to work here. < spots Secretary exiting the office > HEY!! YOU GET BACK HERE!! < chases screaming secretary out of office >

< fade >

[Kathy in Cambridge]

21. Mike Meyers: Dieters Dance Party

Linda Richman, Wayne's World.

Bill Murray's bad lounge singer

Mr. Bill 'oh noooooooo'

Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Dratch 'Sully & Denise', particularly funny if you're from the greater Boston area. I laugh wicked HAAHD at that skit! The accents and inflections are perfect.

[Catshrink]

23. Michael Jordan and Stuart Smalley

Laughed my butt off...

Stuart: Michael, aren't you worried that other people are better than you?

Michael: No.

Stuart: Now, Michael, aren't you concerned that someone else can do your job better than you?

Michael: NO.

Stuart: Michale, aren't we in denial here?

Michael: No.

It went on... I can't remember it verbatim. But it was damn funny. Especially when Michael did the affirmation: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Classic.

[Rocinante]

25. Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

Steve Martin as Theodoric.

[Hubert Flottz]

29. Theodoric of York was Heavy Duty!

Steve Martin was great! That was one of my favs too!

[BBradley]

27. I coulda used more cowbell

Christopher Walken OWNS YOU.

[Hubert Flottz]

28. Rodney Dangerfield at the sperm bank!

I couldn't get my breath righ for two hours I laughed so damned hard at the fool!

[kodi]

30. dueling brandos

.

[VOX]

40. John Belushi and Peter Boyle -- a classic!

:toast:

[OneBlueSky]

32. Bass-O-Matic! . . .

second place: the Claudine Longet Memorial Ski Competition . . . (ten bonus points if you remember that one and what it refers to) . . . :)

[Rocinante]

33. Eh

something about shooting skiers?

[kodi]

34. never knew one needed a handgun to smite a spider.

.

[toddzilla]

35. i forgot john malkovitch

"YOU MOCK ME!!!"

you gotta love people that can poke fun at themselves.

[MaineDem]

58. Every time I get out the blender or food processor...

...my husband always brings up the Bass-o-matic. I still tend to gag. :D

Funny and gross! But we're still laughing at it how many years later.

[ironflange]

36. ". . .you don't really blow, it's just an expression"

also

"THE LORD AND LADY DOUCHEBAG"

Toonces

Dan Aykroyd's ass crack, while fixing the fridge

[Buns_of_Fire]

37. The Festrunk Brothers

(Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd) preparing to go out to meet some FOXES who would admire their manly BULGES and maybe let them feel their LARGE AMERICAN BREASTS

Jon Lovitz as a contestant on "Wedgie Fever"

Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent!

Hans and Franz going to POMP (clap!) YOU OPP! (We will pummel your little puny girly-man buttocks!)

[mykpart]

38. Anything with Church Lady

Isn't that special?

[FDRrocks]

39. Chris Farley motivational speaker!

That deal was funny. I liked the one you mentioned, but Justin Timberlake just sucked in it (surprise, surprise), and the other dude had to totally compensate for him.

[bicentennial_baby]

48. I live in a van, down by the river!

hahahaha

[cosmicdot]

92. 'Don't talk to Connie Chung'. Chris as Newt Gingrich ...

Jeanine Garofolo as his mother, and Laura Kightlinger as Connie Chung

[laylah]

41. Gilda Radner

as the young Girl Scout. Her Uncle (Ackroyd?) comes into her bedroom......totally inappropriate behavior on her character's part(huggin', kissin' and "jumpin'" all over "Uncle"? I almost choked on that one. It still remains one of my favorite SNL skits.....I LOVED Radner.

Then there was the classic Chevy and the drool bucket.....LMAO! I don't watch SNL anymore but in it's "infancy" it was the best,irreverant, rude, off the wall comedy show of its time.

[mac56]

51. It was Buck Henry as "Uncle Roy".

Gilda and Laraine Newman were the nieces he baby-sat.

[Khephra]

42. Happy Fun Ball! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[Ellen Forradalom]

87. I second that!

And Happy Fun Ball now works at DU! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[soleft]

43. What if Eleanor Roosevelt Could Fly

Does anyone remember that one?

[Brewman_Jax]

44. The Question is Moot

The game show skit hosted by Jesse Jackson. I still remember it after all these years. Absolutely hilarious!

[vi5]

45. Blue Oyster Cult "More Cowbell"....

Any of the Celebrity Jeopardy editions
Massive Head Wound Harry
The Church Lady

So many but for whatever reason these are coming to mind.

[Kamika]

46. jim carrey and belushi as kirk

Theres this skit where jim carrey and some other guys move throughout the whole sketch with their heads to the music, while doing stuff, great fun.

Also theres one where belushi plays jameskirk as star trek gets cancelled

[blm]

69. My ex wrote that skit....The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise

Gene Roddenberry sent him note. It was said back then that Gene laughed for weeks afterwards.

[WoodrowFan]

49. Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor "Word Association"

Q: (offensive racial term) A: Honky

Q: (another offensive racial term) A: Honky

Q: (N word) A: DEAD HONKY!!!

[mac56]

52. Just about anything with Jon Lovitz.

Master Thespian
Tales Of Ribaldry
Tommy Flanagan, the Compulsive Liar
Jon and Tom Hanks being smooth pickup guy wannabees
Hanukkah Harry
"Get To Know Me!"

[peekaloo]

53. The Godfather in therapy

Belushi as Vito, Elliott Gould as the therapist and Laraine as the stewardess....."Vito, you're blocking".

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

54. Anything with Mike Myers...

I love Coffee Talk. CRACK ME UP...
The church lady was hilarious...
I love the Spartan Cheerleaders. (Spartans are right aren't they?)
Mary Katherine Gallagher
Anything with Christopher Walken. He does great every time he hosts.
Also, those View sketches. Those were hilarious...
And Oh, how I miss Phil Hartman. He was great. Then his greedy, jealous wife had to go and kill him.
Duckie

[Forkboy]

55. Easy for me to pick

because I hate SNL and they rarely do anything funny at all imo.

My pick is Kevin Spacey doing other actors trying out for roles in Star Wars.His Christopher Walken impersonation is the high point of SNL since the glory days.Spacey doing Walter Mattheau ("Jawa? What the hell's an Jawa?!?!") is funny stuff.

[underpants]

56. "I'm not really a STRONG swimmer" Male synchronized swimming

a Harry Shearer classic. With Martin Short and Christopher Guest as the choreographer "No no you're not angry at him you are saying 'I know you I know you'"

[VOX]

84. Guest's choreographer was a warm-up for Corky in "Waiting for Guffman"

IMO, of course.

:toast:

[Richardo]

57. I still say the Gore-Bush debates with Hammond and Farrell are the best

"Strategery."

"Lock box."

[jayfish]

64. The Bush, Clinton, Perot Ones Were Good Too. -NT-

Jay

[LynneSin]

59. Al Gore's Trent Lott on Hardball: "I will leave no White Child Behind"

That had to be one of the best episodes i've seen in a long time. Al Gore hosted SNL right after the Trent Lott comment about how great our country would have been if we would have elected Strom Thurmond (a racists) as president.

Gore dressed up Trent Lott and it was funny as hell.

You can catch the episode here

[ronnykmarshall]

60. Julia Child

Dan Akrod as Julia Child.

"Oh, I just cut the dickens out of my finger!"

[MaineDem]

61. *laughing here* I had forgotten about that

Absolutely one of the funniest things I've ever seen! :D

[peekaloo]

62. Save the liver!!!!!!........lol

:thumbsup:

[playahata1]

65. Any of the early "Weekend Update" skits:

Particularly those with Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd.

"JANE YOU IGNORANT SLUT!"

[MaineDem]

66. "Sean Connery" on Jeopardy

One of hte first times... Category was "The Pen is Mightier"...He called it "The Penis Mightier". Maybe it was just my mood at the time but I laughed hysterically!

Then he got rather tiresome in subsequent Jeopardy appearances.

[mac56]

68. Is that where he switched to the name "Turd Ferguson"?

Very funny sketch.

[MissMillie]

91. "Indoors"

"I *heart* boobs"....

"Not a fan of the ladies are ya Trebek?" lol

[bif]

70. "The guest who wouldn't leave"

When Belushi shows up at a couple's apt. with a 6-pack of beer after a party they were hosting has ended. I have a brother who's just like that so it hits pretty close to home.

[pdx_prog]

71. Any of the presidential debate skits...

The one with Chevy Chase as Ford was good. Any of the Ross Perot (Dana Carvey) skits was hilarious (specially the one where he's driving down the road with the major (Phil Hartman) after the VP debate and leaves him on the side of the road when he gets out to piss......priceless.)

Don't forget Toonce the driving cat either...

[peekaloo]

72. Mr. Mike's Least Loved Bedtime Stories

especially the "Little Train That Could"

Heart attack, heart attack....left my pills in the roundhouse.

Twisted yet hilarious!

[blm]

75. The part he liked best was having Jodie Foster sitting on his lap.

heheh.

[BurtWorm]

73. Richard Pryor in The Exorcist

"The bed is on my foot! The bed is on my foot! The bed is on my foot!"

[peekaloo]

74. your mother sews socks in hell!

Say What about my mother?

I'm enjoying this thread!

[seamarq]

76. Toonces the Driving Cat...

Lisa Lubner, and Steve Martin and Gilda in their ballroom dance sequence are a few of mine.

[HEyHEY]

78. Jane you ignorant slut!

Love that one

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

79. Scmidt Gay

Starred Chris Farley and I forget who else. A take off on beer ads that feature scantily clad women. It had buff gay guys in speedos instead.

I'm a straight guy and it cracked me up.

[peaceandjustice]

85. adam sandler (n/t)

[Ladyhawk]

80. One of my favorites was "Mr. Short-Term Memory"

with Tom Hanks.

[Nazgul35]

81. Joe Piscopo's

I'm from Jersey...are you from Jersey?

Bolushi's samuri....

Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger....no coke, pepsi...

You lika the sauce, the sauce is good no?!

[Cocoa]

82. Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney

Chris: Remember when you were with the Beatles?

Paul: Yes, I remember that...

Chris: That was AWESOME!

:-)

[NoPasaran]

83. The Al Franken Decade

Always liked Opera Man too.

And lest we forget Belushi and Ackroyd were gods, man.

[Jonte_1979]

86. Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell

Jim is a lifeguard and Will is trying to relax in a jacuzzi.

[JM]

88. I almost pissed myself with that one!

I also liked Dana Carvey doing Tom Brokaw. The skit was Tom wanted to go on a 4 week vacation so he had to tape all the possible leaders in advance.

"Gerald Ford was tragically eaten by lions today at the age of 82, and I'm gay."

Later,
JM

[noonwitch]

89. The Belushi samaurai sketches

He did not speak any legible words, but was absolutely hilarious.
The Nixon sketch that Al Franken wrote while tripping. Ackroyd did a great Nixon and Belushi was funny as Kissenger.
Recently-during election 2000, the sketch where Shrub and Poppy go hunting, and the 3 possible future americas.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Phil Hartman's Clinton impression.

[CanuckAmok]

90. E. Buzz Miller talks about "art".

Hilarious.

[SaveElmer]

94. Chris Farley Chippendale Audition

With Patrick Swayze